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Funny story: 10-year research reveals Spoof writers suffering from impotence, incontinence, incoherence and constipation due to excessive hours spent on-line

10-year research reveals Spoof writers suffering from impotence, incontinence, incoherence and constipation due to excessive hours spent on-line

Once again they've become fodder for the boffins. Now a group of researchers says a 10-year study has revealed that spoof writers are most likely to suffer from impotence, incontinence, incoherence and constipation due to the excessive numbers of ho...

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Funny story: 'We Should Pay for Health Care'

'We Should Pay for Health Care'

A memo for circulation at the Conservative Party Conference has been given to your ever diligent reporter. It will make some people ill. The unsigned memo argues that wealthy people should not get free bus passes, free dental check ups, the winter...

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Funny story: BMA warn NHS in Danger

BMA warn NHS in Danger

Doctors are warning that the Government is placing the NHS in danger by putting too much strain on GP's. 'We can't do all this work' advised the BMA chiefs 'we weren't trained do these bureaucratic tasks you are requiring us to do.' Suspicions...

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Funny story: 127 year old woman lives longer with 'Calgon'

127 year old woman lives longer with 'Calgon'

Born in 1883 a Maggie May from Glasgow talks about how she has managed to stay alive for so long. "I ran out of salt one day when I was eating my fish and chips, so I sprinkled some 'Calgon' over my dinner" "It tasted lovely so I stopped using...

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Funny story: Appendix key to afterlife, Appendectomy gangs terrorise New York

Appendix key to afterlife, Appendectomy gangs terrorise New York

Scientist's have finally revealed the mystery of the soul's location. Dr. Barry White MD explains: "The discovery occurred when we were investigating the weight of the human soul. "We had some data that the human soul weighs 21 grams. This was...

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Funny story: Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

A recent report written by some scientists somewhere up north suggests that babies are better off being fed pork pies and lidl scotch eggs than their mother's breast milk. The study, written on the back of a broken furbie, advises mothers to stop...

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Funny story: Man Almost Fainted After Seeing Susan Boyle CD Cover

Man Almost Fainted After Seeing Susan Boyle CD Cover

A trip to a local music store almost ended in tragedy for one man in Bangkok yesterday, after he inadvertently let his eyes see the cover of the CD by former Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle. The man, Moys Kenwood, was perusing t...

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Funny story: Millions in UK struck by fatal disease

Millions in UK struck by fatal disease

Half of the UK's workforce ground to a halt today, including yours truly, as the population were confined to beds. Manflu, also known as "Extremely Fatal Disease" to men, and "Non-existent phenomena for a day off" to women, struck us all down, lea...

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Funny story: Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

A small mining town in East Texas has been the epicentre of a new disease called Magnetic Testicle Syndrome(MTS) Dr. Dick Thorn MD of East Texas Medical Centre explains 'A patient arrived at the centre who could not get off his bike. At first,...

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Funny story: Blueberry diet stops senility

Blueberry diet stops senility

A recent study from nutritionists at the University of Newcastle has shown that a cup of Blueberries every day stops senility in its tracks. Even a very small cup, say doll house sized. Violet Beauregarde, who led the study, initially bred mice th...

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Funny story: Brutal New Strain of Disease Headed for Britain

Brutal New Strain of Disease Headed for Britain

Shock as a deadly new disease promises to cause thousands of sore heads; a million runny noses and an excuse for pupils to skive school: Pope Flu is heading for the UK. The deadly new flu is thought to have begun after the Pope was seen coughing d...

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Funny story: Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

The levels of global hunger have risen dramatically and Obese people the world over are on the rampage! Recent attacks on M**Donalds, Bu***r K**g, Kentucky F***d Ch***en have proven this point as overweight, desperate, gorging fatties raid the fas...

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Funny story: Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Scientists are working feverishly to find new ways to fight antibiotic-resistant strains of staph bacteria such as e-coli and MRSA, which have become epidemic throughout the world. The one insect you thought might be responsible for spreading such ba...

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Funny story: Salt Banned in the USA, Salt-Legers Fill the Need

Salt Banned in the USA, Salt-Legers Fill the Need

Washington DC: Congress has banned the sale, transportation and production of salt in the USA. Pickle, potato chip and pretzel manufacturers, chefs, fish processors and various US frost-belt snow removal companies have filed federal court challenges,...

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Funny story: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

THEY'RE BAA-AAACK!! "Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite" has taken on a whole new meaning as Eastern Iowa residents are sleeping with one eye open these nights. As if the beleagured residents haven't had enough problems with f...

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Funny story: Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Put down the sushi and grab a Big Mac, fries and a shake: Researchers at McDonalds have finished a yearlong study that correlated body fat with male sexual prowess. Their findings may surprise you: Fat men were able to make love for an average of...

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Funny story: Vitamin B prevents Alzheimers, "sorry what did you say?"

Vitamin B prevents Alzheimers, "sorry what did you say?"

Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?" Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where am I?" The resul...

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