You may experience some side effects when taking this medication. You may experience memory lapses to varying degrees. You may forget to take your daily dose. (If you do, simply return to the daily schedule. Do not take two doses together.) You may forget where you have placed your bottle of medication. (We suggest leaving the bottle on your night stand or otherwise out in the open. You...
The World Health Organization (WHO)has issued warnings to every major country's health departments regarding the spread of the deadly Asian gerbil flu. Two cases of the flu have already been confirmed, one just outside of Phuket, Thailand and one jus...
The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
When polled, flyers across the nation are concerned about the long term effects from the full body scans being conducted in airports. One long term frequent flyer voiced his worries, "when I go to the dentist they drape me in lead, how's this diff...
An article published in an Essex medical journal claims a quarter of fat birds are in denial and don't think they have a weight problem. Experts at the world famous Romford Medical Institute have conducted interviews with 2,000 women aged 18 to...
(Irish Times) - Medical research focusing on the work of British mathematician, Frederick Lanchester, suggests that his theories may explain why women live longer on average than men. Said Dr. Eoin "Sweet Release" O'Death of County Mayo Clinic: "...
The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...
To be published in 2178 - OBAMA, D.C. (EAST AMERICORP), LOSERDON (EMPIRE OF C4MER0N) - Research scientists at the University of Barack, and the Loserdon University have synthesised a drug called 'alcohol', a chemical found in the fossils of Old Age p...
A Hospital Patients' watchdog has welcomed the extension of the Coalition Government's Big Society thinking to the NHS, following yesterday's announcement by Andrew Lansley, Secretary of State for Health. Lansley, in a speech to Community Groups...
Skiving Oldies, pretending to have health problems are clogging up the Health system. 'It is about time Old People learnt to stop being so pathetic' said Hospital Chief Dr Mortician 'we get these people complaining about everything under the sun. The...
The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free. If used fresh it ha...
In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!" Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...
A new brand of fro yo is hitting the market and you have got to try this one 'cause its customers say, "It's better than s*x! Yeah." Lindy Cullman, a former prostitute at the bar Robin Louis and one of the store's most loyal customers says "I rea...
You've heard the news, "Project Natal is better than EXERCISE!" says Frank Jones, otherwise formerly known as Frankie Joe Fat A**. One of the best gamers in the world, Frankie Joe commented on the way Project Natal turned his life around. "I...
Bio-Scientists have gathered in Oslo (very Nobel) hoping to find a "natural" way of helping the growing ageing community to ensure their sex lives remain active and reduce the amount of chemical intake. According to the research, aging men should...
First introduced by the Pealy Corporation of New Brunswick Connecticut, corduroy fabric bed pillows are all the rage in North America, providing both a new and fresh fashion statement in bedroom décor as well as limited medical benefits. Soft fabr...
Male patients in the greater Manchester area waiting for a cyst to be removed around the genital areas are being warned, make sure the surgeon is not Jordanian! Jordanian surgeons working in UK hospitals have developed strange habits whilst operat...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
