After photographic evidence emerged of Nigerian players seemingly protecting testicles while facing a free kick, FIFA has begun an investigation into allegations that Nigeria's Women's World Cup team may not be all it seems. Coventry City defender...
When we think about football, we immediately picture, in our minds, the giants of the game - Manchester United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, Peter Crouch and so on. But what about the 'little teams'? The also-rans. The cannon fodder. Today, we f...
Liverpool Football Club have released details of their new Plastic Fans Scheme, and say advance enquiries have caught their Anfield administration department on the hop. Fresh from their Champions League success, and a brilliant Premier League cam...
It's been revealed by sources close to the game, that the traditional start to the football season may be delayed by "as much as two weeks" due, it's claimed, to "circumstances beyond our control". It's not yet clear what the circumstances are tha...
Former Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard says David Moyes replacing Sir Alex Ferguson at Old Trafford was like "charging an iPhone with a Nokia charger" whereas the appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was like "letting a three-year-old l...
"It's just not good enough," ranted FIFA President Gianni Infantino "and they've got to play the game fairly." At a hastily-convened press conference for the alcohol-sodden, chain-smoking football press corps, the bald-as-a-coot Mr Infantino expla...
Liverpool, fresh from their 2-0 Champions League victory over Tottenham, have announced details of their victory parade route, and there is one major surprise in store - the parade will reach as far out of town as Manchester. It had been planned t...
London, UK - (COYS!): Mauricio Pochettino will pocket a stonking £50m bonus when the Lilywhites obliterate Liverpool in the Champions League cup final next Saturday at Wanda Metropolitano Stadium in Madrid. The deal sees Tottenham players guarant...
The sculptor who sculpted the sculpture of football and drinking legend, George Best, has apologised for it, and has said he fully intends to get his eyes tested. Tony Currie, who sculpts with the kind of ham-fistedness you might expect from an ex...
Pep Guardiola, the victorious Manchester City coach, who last season guided his charges to an unprecedented Maine Road treble with Premier League, FA Cup and successes, has hurt his back. The injury was sustained when he was being tossed, 'birthda...
Gareth Bale has told his team-mates he doesn't care about manager Zinedine Zidane's treatment of him and intends to see out the remainder of his contract at Real Madrid. Bale says he will be happy to stay and 'play golf' if not selected to play as he...
The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...
Due to accounting irregularities currently under investigation by UEFA, it has been revealed that Manchester Cty are now the most expensive club in the world for fans to hate and revile. From next season, the average cost of just going to a match...
Gareth Bale, the Real Madrid footballer who is looking for a new club to play for after rumours that the Spanish giants are to replace him, is to have his 'man bun' removed, and face the music of baldness. The Welshman has used the stick-on dollop...
Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...
Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...
Pep Guardiola, Manchester City's Spanish coach, has been warned by the club's owners that his future is 'in the balance', and the team must show a significant improvement next year if he wants to keep his job. Guardiola has brought unprecedented b...
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