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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLV (45)

Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - The Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25. Christina Aguilera flubbed the words to the Stars Spangled Banner and Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performed at halftime yelling, hollering, and screaming so loud that the Dallas Police Department actually issued them a citation for 'disturbing the peace.' TEN LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLV (45) * The Super Bo...

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Funny story: BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

Boston, MA - Just hours after millions of fans thought they witnessed the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl, the NFL made the stunning announcement that it will be rescinding the Lombardi trophy from Green Bay and presenting it to the "best" team,...

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Funny story: The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

NEW YORK - Now that the 2010 season is over, several new controversial changes are coming to a head for 2011, and fans aren't going to like them. In fact, some are saying this may be the end of American football as we know it. On March 4th, the c...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl XLV Halftime Extravaganza Featuring The Black Eyed Peas Is The Loudest In Super Bowl History!

The Super Bowl XLV Halftime Extravaganza Featuring The Black Eyed Peas Is The Loudest In Super Bowl History!

DALLAS - The Green Bay Packers led by Super Bowl MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31 to 25, causing thousands of 'Cheeseheads' (Packer fans) everywhere to ask "Brett who?" in reference to long time ex-Packer QB Brett Fav...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

DALLAS - Christina Aguilera said that she had sung the "Stars Spangled Banner" dozens and dozens of times at football games, baseball games, basketball games, and even at The Laramie Cowpoke & Cowpokette Lassoing Finals and Rustic Rodeo and that...

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Funny story: Jets' Cromartie Under Investigation for Carrying Concealed Weapon Across State Lines!

Jets' Cromartie Under Investigation for Carrying Concealed Weapon Across State Lines!

Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie is under federal investigation after a newly published book by the pregnant fiance he left at the altar, claims the football player is a loose cannon and carries a weapon that goes off with no warning! In the newl...

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Funny story: Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season. In the Lingerie Football...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of Madison Avenue is that there is one commercial that will certainly not be appearing on this years Super Bowl XLV. Huntley Huxley, the president of The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency said that his 12-...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Early days for the Dallas Cowboys were similar in won-loss records much like this years. In other words, it took awhile for Tom Landry to build the team and in those early days, there were no Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that have since help make the t...

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Funny story: Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder Getting Obese from Eating Too Many Contracts

Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder Getting Obese from Eating Too Many Contracts

Redskins' owner Daniel Snyder has reportedly gained over 400 pounds since he first purchased the Redskins organization in 1999, by eating the remainder of contracts of players and coaches that he has fired throughout his tenure as owner. Snyder's ob...

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Funny story: Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Jet's Coach Rex Ryan relied on his foot fetish again to pull out a last second win against hated rival Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC playoff game when kicker Nick Folk put one through the uprights for a 17-16 win with no time...

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Funny story: Brett Favre pursues professional photography

Brett Favre pursues professional photography

As another football season ends for the Minnesota Vikings, retiring quarterback Brett Favre announced his plans to pursue a second career as a professional photographer. "I'm leaving professional football behind me--no, really, I am--for real, thi...

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Funny story: Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Continued reports of rampant bizarre behaviour involving sex, randy activities, and uncontrolled orgies involving jock straps, athletic socks and flip flops follow the Jets as they prepare for this weeks playoff game against the Colts & Peyton...

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Funny story: Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around. And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...

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Funny story: Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Unsubstantiated reports have insinuated that sources close to, or in the same area code as, the New England Patriots' Bill Belichick have it on "good authority" that the two-time NFL Coach of the Year and three-time Super Bowl winner has been contact...

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Funny story: Farve Vindicated by NFL after Text Penis Pix Turns Out to be Chia Plant Growing on 8" Life Like Dildo!

Farve Vindicated by NFL after Text Penis Pix Turns Out to be Chia Plant Growing on 8" Life Like Dildo!

The NFL announced the vindication of Brett Farve after pictures of his alleged penis, sent via text messages to a former NY Jets sideline reporter 2 years ago when Farve played there, were found to be part of a gigantic hoax originating somewhere in...

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Funny story: It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...

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