It was revealed today that the government has run out of things to close down. A spokesman for the Department of Trade and Industry said: "There has been a concerted effort over the last 30 years to close down as much of British industry as possib...
With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...
George H W Bush said "Read my lips, no new taxes." When George H W Bush then raised taxes he was shown the door. This was a lesson not lost on his son George W Bush. George W Bush realized that cutting taxes was the road to political victory no matte...
Forget cats in wheelie bins and Brown floored by a so-called bigot, the country now has the outstanding woman of the century - the fantastic Dot Comm. Dorothy, or Dot to all her friends, might be considered an ordinary housewife. She looks after h...
To the victor go the spoils! That is usually how it goes, but winning a war these days can leave you with a potential lawsuit on your hands, what with all them enemies you shot in an effort to stop them from invading your country or patch of far away land that you nicked off of them ages ago, back before legal aid was invented. It's probably sensible to not spend as much money on an elite f...
Boston, MA - Larry Foote, a MIT student who was sick of listening to Republican whine about the National Debt, figured out that Ronald Reagen's National Debt would be 7.3 trillion in today's dollars, if you figure inflation into the equation. "I a...
Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults. The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...
Washington D.C.--The United States economy might still being tanking, but politicians aren't feeling the pain. They are enjoy all the benefits of special interest money. "I haven't seen money spent like this since Paris Hilton had her father's cr...
(Miami, FL - October 20, 2010)…It's a familiar sight these days, foreclosed homes, evicted tenants, more and more Americans are being thrown into the street, becoming yet another victim of the worst economic recession since "The Great Depression." L...
Spending Review: 20/10/2010 - Skoob News reports that the Con-Dem Coalition lived up to their election pledge by kicking seven shades of crap out of the poorest and most vulnerable members of society. Proportionally - it's the poor who will bear t...
Today Chancellor George Osborne announced major cuts across the board to readdress the failing UK economy but one announcement has left many with puzzled faces. Osborne said 'If we all do our bit these cuts will be minimal, therefore I ask everybo...
Oshkosh, WI--Republican Senate nominee Ron Johnson admitted that he isn't a very good accountant. "I was the accountant when my company PACUR used government money to expand the business. I really didn't know how to put the government money on th...
Angry Rangers supremo Martin Bain last night vowed to fight the proposed Government spending cuts as he prepared to go to war with the SFA. The raging chief executive is angry that the Ark Royal is to be scrapped as he planned to launch strategic...
Washington DC--Republicans were shocked that they might have to cut spending to reduce the budget if they want to extend Bush Tax cuts that they think are so great for our economy. "I know that we have promised a lot of things in the past, and sur...
ALEXANDRIA, VA - Vice President Joe Biden has once again drawn the ire of political foes and women's groups after he allegedly harassed a Northern Virginia cocktail waitress over the weekend, referring to his genitalia as "too big to fail." The...
With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...
While academics everywhere are throwing their hands up in horror at the prospect of proposed £4.2 billion cuts in university funding, one professor welcomes them. "Bring it on!" says Lancelot D. Petrarch, head of the English Department at the Univ...
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