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Funny story: Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Reports surfaced late today--and then were quickly squelched--that President Obama had signed "Executive Order 666" declaring that "Every person in the world is now officially a US citizen, with all the rights, privileges and entitlements which go al...

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Funny story: Too many Pips in Quangos!

Too many Pips in Quangos!

Government plans to axe the number of Pips in Quango orange juice have resulted in money saving measures that will save the economy from ruin. Merging Quango Departments and renaming them will cost a fair amount in repainting signs on doors and so...

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Funny story: Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

With cash hard to find many UK local councils now under the spotlight and bizarre spending habits are starting to surface. Serious questions are now being asked as to why one council poured 1.2 million pounds of tax payer's money into a project ti...

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Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

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Funny story: Obama Credits Open Border Policy for Reducing Debt as 58 M Denied Cost of Living Allowance Increase!

Obama Credits Open Border Policy for Reducing Debt as 58 M Denied Cost of Living Allowance Increase!

Vowing to take charge of the faltering economy after 20 months in office, and just 3 weeks before Obamanomics is expected to be repudiated in the mid term elections, Obama took credit for denying millions of retired Americans a Cost of Living Allowa...

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Funny story: London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

Hundreds of London's youngsters are planning a mass toddle in protest at spending cuts which threaten the future of the capital's adventure playgrounds. Borough councils in the Greater London area say playgrounds will have to close if no Governmen...

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Funny story: Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Although still in its infancy, the escalating currency war is taking a turn for the not very nice at all, actually, according to some sources. Following on from George Soros, the richest man in the known universe, warning China to step off and get...

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Funny story: Stock Market Crashes, Gets Poor Safety Rating

Stock Market Crashes, Gets Poor Safety Rating

The National Highway Safety Commission released a report today stating that the Stock Market is "Not a safe vehicle for families." The new 2011 regulations for vehicle safety has raised the standards on safety and the stock market did not make the cu...

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Funny story: We're Out of Debt!!!

We're Out of Debt!!!

The United Kingdom is OFFICIALLY OUT OF DEBTwe can exclusively reveal, following a statement by Mr. George Osbourne earlier today. The UK has managed to clear all of it's National Debts in one go. But it's at a cost. Earlier this year, New...

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Funny story: Benefit cut benefits

Benefit cut benefits

Following the announcement by British Prime Minister that child benefit payments will be cut researchers have unearthed some of the otherwise unseen benefits that are to come. Whilst some of the public are left seething by the PM's news others are mo...

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Funny story: Schoolgirl Donates Tooth Fairy Money To Help Economy

Schoolgirl Donates Tooth Fairy Money To Help Economy

A big hearted six year old girl has donated her £1.00 tooth fairy money to David Cameron in a bid to revive Britain's ailing economy. Pint sized Niamh Lewis, from Irlam, nr Manchester was horrified to learn of public sector cuts, an increase in th...

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Funny story: Defence cuts to reduce Royal Navy to smallest size

Defence cuts to reduce Royal Navy to smallest size

In a desperate bid to save two new aircraft carriers which are under construction, Royal Navy chiefs have agreed with government demands to reduce the number of warships in the fleet by almost 75%. This move will cut the Navy down to a size last seen...

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Funny story: UK house market in freefall

UK house market in freefall

Latest figures from the second Bank of England, Northern Rock, have revealed that UK house prices are in freefall. In September, six grand was wiped off the value of an average house, more if it was a posh house and less if it was a caravan or a shed...

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Funny story: Foreclosure proceedings initiated on the White House

Foreclosure proceedings initiated on the White House

Bank of America announced today, that in what is being described as an "accounting oversight", foreclosure proceedings have been initiated on the White House, which could eventually force the eviction of the Obama family. Some are calling it a signif...

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Funny story: President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...

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Funny story: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!

Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!

Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...

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Funny story: Administration officials tout new "green economy" initiatives

Administration officials tout new "green economy" initiatives

With McLaughlin Group panel member and perennial democratic mouthpiece Eleanor Clift kicking off the trade show by screeching "The green economy is here, it will save us!" Several major companies unveiled new products designed to supercharge the comi...

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