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Funny story: Melania is Insisting That The President Sleep With His Mask On

Melania is Insisting That The President Sleep With His Mask On

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider believed to be one of the cooks, has said that the first lady and the president are starting to have some big-time shouting matches. It appears that Melania wants the president to wear a medical mask when h...

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Funny story: The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...

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Funny story: Trump May Be Afraid To Debate Biden

Trump May Be Afraid To Debate Biden

Donald Trump’s bone spurs have reappeared, at least according to Trump’s close friend, Dr. Pierson Stab. The bone spurs kept Trump from being drafted and sent to fight in the Vietnam War. The debilitating nature of the spurs of a then-athletic twenty...

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Funny story: Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

It's been reported that etymologists worldwide are involved in a desperate race to find a word that rhymes with 'nincompoop'. And that doesn't mean, of course, that they can use words like 'stoop', 'loop', or 'hoop', but the rhyming word must rhym...

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Funny story: Northern Colluder is Favored to Win The Kentucky Derby

Northern Colluder is Favored to Win The Kentucky Derby

LAS VEGAS – The Gambling Capital of the World has reported that they have chosen the horse who they feel will win the 146th running of the Kentucky Derby. Northern Colluder, owned by Saudi Arabian Prince Sim San Kashobi, who owns most of the Karma...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Used As White House Toilet Brush From November

Donald Trump To Be Used As White House Toilet Brush From November

Leading Democratic Party politicians are saying that President Donald Trump is so incompetent, that, after he loses the election this November, they plan to keep him on at the White House in a newly-created role as a Human Toilet Brush. Trump has...

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Funny story: Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

The Coronavirus, and the new threat of an even more damaging and deadly 'second wave', has given impetus to an idea that has been fomenting in President Donald Trump's ingenious mind for the past few weeks now - facemask production. Never one to l...

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Funny story: Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

In the first part of this piece, I discussed a possible Democratic response to a Republican narrative that asserts that, unlike “Grabby Joe Biden”, Donald Trump has not been accused of sexual misconduct while in public office. The Democratic counter...

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Funny story: Men In White Suits Seen At White House

Men In White Suits Seen At White House

It may mean nothing at all whatsoever, but Washington, DC tongues have been set a-wagging in the capitol after a vanload of men in white suits turned up unannounced at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, and were shown inside by what looked like Secret Service...

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Funny story: Most Republican Farmers Say That They Would Vote For a Milk Cow Before They’d Vote for Trump Again

Most Republican Farmers Say That They Would Vote For a Milk Cow Before They’d Vote for Trump Again

WATERLOO, Iowa – There are an awful lot of angry and upset farmers in the “Fly-Over” state of Iowa. Iowa is famous for corn, tractors, soybeans, and blandness. The St. Louis Outlooker News conducted a poll of farmers who had voted for Trump in...

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Funny story: A Hooters Girl in Houston Claims That President Trump Fathered Her Twins

A Hooters Girl in Houston Claims That President Trump Fathered Her Twins

HOUSTON – As if Trump doesn’t have enough things to worry his big old orange head about, now comes this double-barreled revelation. A gorgeously sexy Hooters girl named Tiffany Deutschendorf, 28, is reportedly alleging that the president is the fa...

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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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Funny story: Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

AP—By Philip Wyley. The Justice Department, following President Trump’s demand abandoned its prosecution of former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. He could well join Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a free man because of Trump’s intervention. Howev...

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Funny story: Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

In what has become a routine and welcome display of honesty and character, Dr. Anthony Fauci, lead member of the Trump Administration's Coronavirus Task Force, admitted that he donned a mask today in public for the first time citing the need for adde...

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Funny story: A Government Watchdog is Reporting That President Trump Gave Trump Towers a Hefty Federal Bailout Check

A Government Watchdog is Reporting That President Trump Gave Trump Towers a Hefty Federal Bailout Check

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that it has uncovered a memo that shows that the Donald Trump-owned Trump Towers was recently given a federal stimulus bailout check. The check (USA #7881803) shows that it was issued on M...

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