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Funny story: Trump Finds A Way To Stay In The White House After Inauguration

Trump Finds A Way To Stay In The White House After Inauguration

Lame rat president, Donald Trump, has vowed to continue living in the White House after President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration. The affable Trump claims he has solid proof that the election was rigged. He claims that 1 million illegal Mallard duc…

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq. The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the P…

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Funny story: Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…

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Funny story: Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Evidence of election rigging has roiled New Zealand's "Bird of the Year" competition after a case of ballot-box stuffing has threatened to derail avian democracy. Suspicion began when organizers received more than 1,500 votes sent from the same em…

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Funny story: Jill Biden Reveals Her First Act

Jill Biden Reveals Her First Act

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House. She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melan…

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Funny story: President Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker

President Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker

Following the result of the US Presidential election on 3 November, 2020, when a majority of voters decided that Donald Trump is a wanker, a majority of the electoral college voted that he is a wanker, and a slew of court cases challenging the findin…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Offered New Book Deal, Once He Achieves Full Literacy

Donald Trump Offered New Book Deal, Once He Achieves Full Literacy

He might be toast as far as a second presidential term in the White House goes, but Donald Trump was already planning out his life post-President this morning, as he revealed details of a lucrative offer to write a book detailing his time as US leade…

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Funny story: Barack Obama To Pursue New Career As R&B Singer

Barack Obama To Pursue New Career As R&B Singer

In a complete reversal of the current trend which has seen stars of the entertainment world enter politics - with varying degrees of success - the former US president, Barack Obama has announced that he is changing his life's path, and is embarking u…

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Funny story: President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…

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Funny story: President Trump's Brain Distances Itself From His Mouth

President Trump's Brain Distances Itself From His Mouth

As his party, his family, friends, supporters and closest aides continue to fall away from President Trump in the aftermath of his presidential election defeat, it was the turn, today, of the moron's brain, which decided to distance itself from his b…

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Funny story: The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss. As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becomin…

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Funny story: White House Insiders Say President Trump Is Hiding In His Bunker Sobbing Like a Baby

White House Insiders Say President Trump Is Hiding In His Bunker Sobbing Like a Baby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - White House insiders say that the President is now sitting in his Presidential Bunker for up to 9 hours a day, sobbing like a baby. They note that he is getting much paler, and that he is actually starting to loo…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has put out that with Donnie Jr. now infected with his dad’s COVID-19 virus, he now makes the number of White House residents, staffers, and ass-kissers who have contacted the dreaded disease at 83,…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Last Big Deal

Donald Trump’s Last Big Deal

Donald Trump’s “golden” years don’t look promising. He is burdened with personally guaranteed debt that will be difficult to refinance; besieged by lawsuits, which he will not be able to delay much longer; and being badgered by a number of state att…

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Funny story: President Trump Has No Shame, As He Plans To Apply For Unemployment Benefits

President Trump Has No Shame, As He Plans To Apply For Unemployment Benefits

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Department of Unemployment has just informed the news media, that one Donald John Trump has just submitted a pre-unemployment request to receive unemployment benefits. A representative for the DU, stated that…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In an extremely unusual ruling, the United States Supreme Court has voted 9-0 to toss out everyone of President Donald Trump’s unsubstantiated, ridiculous, far-fetched claims that the election was rigged. The jus…

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Funny story: Dr. Scott Atlas Awarded (MOTLY) Man of the Latest Year by NFDMA

Dr. Scott Atlas Awarded (MOTLY) Man of the Latest Year by NFDMA

Dr. Scott Atlas named “Man of the Year” THE WIRED STREET JOURNAL REPORTER; KR SCHWARTZ November 18th, 2020 White House Coronavirus Task Force MIC (Mountebank-in-Chief) Dr. Scott Atlas has just been named “Man of the Year” by the NFDMA (Natio…

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