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Funny story: Tiny, Obnoxious Dog Yips Burglars into Oblivion

Tiny, Obnoxious Dog Yips Burglars into Oblivion

ALVESTON, OHIO -- Stingle, an irritating toy poodle of 1302 Marzifax Lane, successfully terrified three armed intruders into leaving after they had robbed the house of one Rolex, two diamond bracelets, and one wallet containing a little over two hund...

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Funny story: Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Melbourne, Florida (IPP) - A science team composed of a brother and sister who specialize in animal behavior have made an astounding discovery about how animals behave outside the presence of their human masters.

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Funny story: RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

The RSPCA has today issued flood warnings after reports started pouring in from all over Britain that it's actually raining cats and dogs.

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Funny story: New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Funny story: So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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Funny story: Let Loose The Dogs Of War, Part 2

Let Loose The Dogs Of War, Part 2

These are the actual events of that day:...

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Funny story: Sputnik dog to be recovered

Sputnik dog to be recovered

On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.

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Funny story: New canine condoms a hit for breeders

New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Purebred dog owners laud new vaginal condoms designed specifically for their prized pooches. Available in three different sizes, the latex sheathes can accomodate all breeds.

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Funny story: Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

The acquittal of grandmother Jackie Simpson of the manslaughter of her granddaughter Ellie Lawrenson on New Years Day through criminal neglect in allowing the family's pit bull terrier

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Funny story: Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.

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Funny story: Dog trains man to bring post

Dog trains man to bring post

Mr. Cain Nyne admitted to our reporter that his German Shepherd, Rufus trained him using a rewards system. Whenever he did something right, he would get a black pudding.

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Funny story: Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick To Guest-Star In "The Dog Whisperer"

Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick To Guest-Star In "The Dog Whisperer"

(Surry County, VA) Football star and Nike spokesman Michael Vick has just signed on to guest-star on the popular National Geographic channel series "The Dog Whisperer."...

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Funny story: Dogs have special eyesight, you know

Dogs have special eyesight, you know

Doctor Erasmus Yapp, a famous vet has scientific proof that the common domesticated dog has far better eyesight than science ever gave them credit for.

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Funny story: Gazza marries his dog

Gazza marries his dog

In a remarkable turnaround of fortunes crazed alcoholic Paul Gascoigne has finally found true love. Later this month St James's United Reform Church in Newcastle will witness one of the most amazing wedding ceremonies in recent history when the t...

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Funny story: Yorkies Recover from 4th, Still Await Christmas

Yorkies Recover from 4th, Still Await Christmas

Yorkies all over the U.S. hid under beds and sofas last month when the fireworks went off. Now some of them are coming out of hiding and a few have fully recovered after sessions with pet psychics and psychologists. However they are still waiting f...

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Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

New Ugly Dog Winner

After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...

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Funny story: Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

Vietnam Vet Guns-down Charlie in Saigon

OFFICIALS feared a diplomatic 'meltdown' last night after a Saigon veterinarian mistakenly executed the beloved family pet of two tourists from Milton Keynes.

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