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Funny story: Cheney Makes Light of Auschwitz Blunder

Cheney Makes Light of Auschwitz Blunder

WASHINGTON - "Nobody told me the damn thing was formal," said Vice President Dick Cheney in response to a reporter's question about his attire at a gathering of world leaders at Auschwitz to mark the 60th anniversary of its liberation on Thursday. "I...

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Funny story: Scooter Libby Outs Himself...Bob Novak Stays Mum

Scooter Libby Outs Himself...Bob Novak Stays Mum

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney's Chief of Staff I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby has waived Time Magazine writer Matthew Cooper's journalistic confidentiality pledge. Mr. Cooper had faced the prospect of eighteen months in prison for refusing to name Mr.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

True to the deal that was struck before the Republican Convention, Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney is poised to retire. It will be remembered that just after the election Mr. Cheney entered the hospital complaining of mild chest discomfort. This w...

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Funny story: Cheney Released From Hospital Following Breathing Problems

Cheney Released From Hospital Following Breathing Problems

Vice president Dick Cheney was last night given the all clear following an emergency dash to hospital, having suffered what the Whitehouse have labelled a, "breath impermanence incident."...

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Funny story: John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...

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Funny story: Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

CLEVELAND, OHIO - Political fervor reigned at Case Western Reserve University on Tuesday night when Vice President Dick Cheney flatly refused to be Pokey.

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Funny story: Cheney Withdraws from Race: Endorses Kerry

Cheney Withdraws from Race: Endorses Kerry

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has withdrawn as George W. Bush's running mate in the Presidential Race, citing the President's and his differing views on Gay Marriage and the fact that Mr. Bush is "really quite the little weenie."...

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Funny story: Cheney named Vice-President for Life

Cheney named Vice-President for Life

VP is Bronzed, Guilded, and Cast in Concrete. Washington, DC--President George W. Bush today announced that Vice-President Dick Cheney has been named Vice-President for Life, and that to preseve Cheney for future generations, Cheney has been bronzed and coated in gold leaf, and cast in concrete. "I'm very proud of my Dick," said Bush. "He's done such a superb...

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Funny story: Is Vice-President Cheney's Job At Risk?

Is Vice-President Cheney's Job At Risk?

There is concern growing among White House officials that VP Dick Cheney is a liability. With the election heating up, and with the polls close to even, efforts to distance the President from the VP seem to be appearing.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney May tap Ronald Reagan as Running Mate

Dick Cheney May tap Ronald Reagan as Running Mate

Vice President Dick Cheney is considering replacing George W. Bush as his running mate in the upcoming election. Sources in the Republican Party have been meeting in secret with Mr. Cheney in an effort to convince him the George Bush has become a lia...

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Funny story: Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

WELLPORT, Wy. -- Stumping for the '04 campaign, Vice President Dick Cheney quashed all rumors concerning his being dropped from the Republican ticket with one line.

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Funny story: President Bush Receives Spot Civics Lesson

President Bush Receives Spot Civics Lesson

Washington DC - In response to a reporter's question on how John Edwards compares to Vice President Cheney, President Bush replied, "Dick Cheney could be president?" This remark drew a stunned silence from the assembled media and a quick, whispered...

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Funny story: Cheney Picks Bush For 2004 Ticket

Cheney Picks Bush For 2004 Ticket

Gaithersburg, MD (July 7) --- Not to be outdone now that the Democratic ticket is in place, Vice President Dick Cheney announced early this morning that George Bush would once again join his ticket as the Republican presidential nominee. "He's a kno...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability

Vice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability

Washington - In a fresh example of his failure to gauge the national mood, Vice President Dick Cheney discussed a memorable bowel movement for nearly three minutes during a recent airing of "Meet the Press." A stunned Tim Russert stared -...

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Funny story: White House allows children into the library for story time.

White House allows children into the library for story time.

AP Washington DC- Today President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney took time off of their busy schedules to read to the children visiting the White House. A top ranking official called the spontaneous story time "an unprecedented day...

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Funny story: Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney, recently overheard dropping the "F-bomb" to Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vermont, has struck again. At a brief photo op this morning, he told the members of Girl Scout Troop 1327 of Neurath, Alabama to &qu...

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Funny story: Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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