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Funny story: Americans Think Dying is Patriotic

Americans Think Dying is Patriotic

A recent poll has shown that a majority of Americans are so stupid that they would rather die than have the government provide healthcare for them. The poll also shows that the people who need a government healthcare plan the most have been brainw...

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Funny story: New Technology Simplifies Exhuming Process

New Technology Simplifies Exhuming Process

XYZ Research today announced a new patent for equipment that makes it easier to exhume bodies. Named 'The Sleuth' XYZ has developed a new use of arthroscopic operation technology whereby bodies deep in the ground can be probed and sampled for...

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Funny story: The Line the Bridge and the Wardrobe

The Line the Bridge and the Wardrobe

Suicide rates are set to rise if new proposals backed by Terry Pratchett and Debbie Purdy go ahead. Pratchett and Purdy are two of the most outspoken people in the right to die campaign but not every one wants to die - just look at Michael Jackson he wanted to be Cryogenically Frozen. If these proposals go ahead this will be added to the already varied ways people commit suicide which include:...

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Funny story: Killer Whale Does What It's Supposed To Do - Kills Trainer

Killer Whale Does What It's Supposed To Do - Kills Trainer

A killer whale has acted precisely as it should, and killed a 40-year-old female trainer at the SeaWorld marine park in Orlando, Florida. Officials described the incident as an accident, saying the woman fell in the water, but witnesses have claim...

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Funny story: In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

Musical comedian Jason Wood, a contestant on the original series of Strictly Come Dancing in 2004, has died aged 38. Death had originally been dispatched to claim the life of vintage crowd-pleaser Bruce Forsyth. Wood and Forsyth had been enjoyi...

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Funny story: Laughing All The Way To The Grave

Laughing All The Way To The Grave

Scientists and Market Researchers have analysed results from online surveys to ascertain the mentality of the Earth's populous in 2010 and beyond. Futurists and present day analysts are predicting a continental shift in how the human race views it...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Dead

Michael Jackson Still Dead

In a shocking announcement made at Neverland Ranch yesterday, friends and family of Michael Jackson have revealed that the legendary pop icon is still dead. "We tried everything," said Jose Artula, President of the Michael Jackson Fan Club. "We ev...

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Funny story: Man With Incredible Intelligence But Poor Motivation Finally Finishes Death Ray

Man With Incredible Intelligence But Poor Motivation Finally Finishes Death Ray

Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12. The death ray witch is said to be powerful enough to blow up a planet is now collecting dust in the garage of Mr...

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Funny story: Butter Kills more people than guns, knives, bombs and swine flu

Butter Kills more people than guns, knives, bombs and swine flu

Doctor Marg Best has made a sensational claim for a complete ban on butter claiming it is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people every year from heart disease. Doctor Best claims that butter is more likely to kill you than guns, knives,...

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Funny story: Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead he died last night in Glasgow after returning from China where the 9 million Snowflakes that landed in Beijing had melted. He arrived in London yesterday and had travelled up to Glasgow where he was on route to Aviemore...

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Funny story: High Diver dies in freak accident

High Diver dies in freak accident

A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed. Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elep...

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Funny story: The Year Of The Celebrity Death

The Year Of The Celebrity Death

Looking back at the past decade, there have been many memorable moments and particular years that stand out. Unfortunately, 2009 is likely to be remembered as the year of the celebrity death. The last year has seen the death of many of our favouri...

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Funny story: Pensioners - 'At Greater Risk Of Dying Than Youths'

Pensioners - 'At Greater Risk Of Dying Than Youths'

FRINTON-ON-SEA (Defecated News) - Soft cardigans, wide shoes and incontinence. That's what most of us think of when we imagine old folk. But now, socio-economico-physiologists tell us, death is what is in store for these citizens. A recent report...

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Funny story: Crazy Man Dices With Death On Towerblock Rooftop

Crazy Man Dices With Death On Towerblock Rooftop

South London man, Ethelred Fish - renowned as a risk taker in his south London neighbourhood, today sparked a massive security alert when he freaked out and started riding a bicycle around the retaining wall on the roof of a south London towerblock.

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Funny story: Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Orinoco, the sleep loving Womble from Wimbledon Common, has been arrested and detained on suspicion of murder, after failing a routine drink driving test. The pointy nosed litter picker was stopped just outside Epping forest for driving erraticall...

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Funny story: Man Shot Dead by Interactive Video Game!

Man Shot Dead by Interactive Video Game!

Burbank,Ca.-Amos Walker was such a video game fanatic that he had all three major video game systems, but his favorite was the WEE. So enthralled was he with the system's interactive features that he pre-bought every single interactive title months b...

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Funny story: Supermodel Not Really Found Dead, Just Not Found.

Supermodel Not Really Found Dead, Just Not Found.

A world famous supermodel has been declared dead. Model and actress Theresa Green had been battling weight loss for over a year. She had often come under much scrutiny for her 'less than size 0' look. Her boyfreind and agent Johnny Terra said "...

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