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Funny story: All Innit Together, Dave: Rebekah Brooks reminds PM Cameron

All Innit Together, Dave: Rebekah Brooks reminds PM Cameron

London - The Red Top mobile hacking scandal took a reassuring turn for the better today. News International boss and personal 'Big' Dave Cameron pal Rebekah Brooks invoked some legendary Dunkirk spirit with a gentle All Innit Together, Dave! nudge...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: Part 3457676540 In An Endless Series

Letters To The Editor: Part 3457676540 In An Endless Series

Dear Sir, I am a reader of your electronic magazine and applaud the way it saves paper. It doesn't save electricity, like paper magazines do, but I guess there's a cost-benefit analysis lying in wait for us all with the Great Accountant In The Sky one of these days. So, without further ado (what does "ado" mean, then? it's always bugged me, it has, and, while we're on, what does "bugged" mea...

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Funny story: Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

With Germany still choosing not to make any official response to the growing rumor that they plan to announce their withdrawal from the euro and a return to the Deutsche Mark this Friday, the Greek premier George Papandreou decided to jump ship even...

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Funny story: Not Fair on Taxpayers!

Not Fair on Taxpayers!

David Cameron is today appealing to his fellow MP's to forego the payment of their salaries for the time being. 'It is not fair on the taxpayer to have to fund our useless lives pretending we are in power when the levers of the State are quite out...

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Funny story: 'He was my rock' says Cameron amid dead Tory 'cocaine claims'

'He was my rock' says Cameron amid dead Tory 'cocaine claims'

Oxon - Officials at Central Orifice are said to be 'cracking up' amid admittedly unsubstantiated reports that Christopher Shale 'had traces of the class-A drug on him'. The 56 year-old Tory appartchick (sic) vanished for some 20 hours before being...

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Funny story: Political Biscuits

Political Biscuits

Hot on the news that David Cameron is to release his own range of biscuits: David Cameroons, other politicians are to jump on the bandwagon and release their own ranges of biscuits. All politicians love a good bandwagon to jump on. "Eric Pickles i...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Portaloo suicide of David Cameron constituency chair

Glastonbury Portaloo suicide of David Cameron constituency chair

Glastonbury - It's a new twist on that all-too-familiar OMG! No Damn Loo Paper!! sinking feeling typical of outdoor gatherings. The discovery of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association chairman Christopher Shale's body in a music festival lavato...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic Games - in GREECE?

2012 Olympic Games - in GREECE?

Britain breathed a big sigh of relief last week when hearing the news that we'd not be required to contribute to the next bailout pot of cash for Greece - Though we will still have to pour another £1billion or so down the Greek drain via the International Monetary Fund. Personally I'm not convinced we've been let off that lightly. And as the saying goes, 'The devil is in the details'. EU presid...

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Funny story: Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

A gallup poll today showed that if it were not for a needless surplus of petty, small minded bigots, the coalition would have been on its bike quite some time ago. Although the vast majority of Britons are now paying more tax, receiving less pay e...

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Funny story: Bad heir day as Cameron in Father's Day weasel words rant

Bad heir day as Cameron in Father's Day weasel words rant

London - The daft tosspot's Father's Day lecture has fooled no one, a single mother commented today. "Show us the DNA print out about your own parents, Dave," mother-of-five Ms Mildred Mildew of Tooting Magma told Sunday Smearer reporters at lunch...

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Funny story: "Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

"Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

Britain's Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation's dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World's oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation's interes...

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Funny story: Investigation into the investigation of Dr. David Kelly's murder announced

Investigation into the investigation of Dr. David Kelly's murder announced

[Press Office, Number 10] The government today denied making a U-turn with regard the investigation of the brutal murder and body dumping of Dr. David Kelly, a nuclear weapons specialist and part-time Santa Claus at Debenhams. Announcing today th...

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Funny story: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...

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Funny story: Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

David Cameron today sought to pour oil on the waters following Archbishop Rowan Williams' outburst whilst guest-editing The Spectator, Britain's biggest subscription-based voyeur magazine. 'We all have a right to express our political views' said...

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Funny story: Cameron launches New Tory Party

Cameron launches New Tory Party

David Cameron has launched the New Tory Party which has taken over from the old discredited one - as assessed by the Daily Mail and the Murdoch empire. From now on Law'n Order will be a top priority. With a tough policy thousands more layabouts an...

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Funny story: Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...

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Funny story: David Cameron to re-introduce slavery to boost UK economy

David Cameron to re-introduce slavery to boost UK economy

There are no doubts that the UK economy is in a precarious position, although politicians disagree on the best approach to resolve the crisis. Prime Minister David Cameron today outlined his recovery plan. Controversially, Mr Cameron's plans invol...

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