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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

HOLLYWOOD - After being off for one year Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len Goodman quickly shows that he is still as grouchy, crotchety, and cantankerous as ever. He hammered Shannon Doherty so hard with his remarks that he reduced TV's 'Ba...

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Funny story: Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee Dancing With The Stars Standby Replacement

HOLLYWOOD - "Tattoo Tart" Michelle McGee is rumored to be a Dancing With The Stars standby, in the event that one of the celebrity dancers should get hurt and not be able to continue. McGee replied that she would be thrilled to become a possible...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

HOLLYWOOD - After finding out that her husband, Jesse James, was playing 'tonsil hockey', 'crotch croquet,' and 'hide the salami' with one of the most tattooed skanks (ho's) in the entire United States of America, Sandra Bullock has moved out of the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

PENSACOLA, Florida - Orlando Bloom, aka Will Turner of The Pirates of The Caribbean movie series was in town to film several scenes of the next "Buccaneer" installment entitled Pirates of The Caribbean - Who Took My Friggin' Doubloons? Bloom, who...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Chelsie Hightower Has Bachelor Jake Pavelka Asking "Vienna Who?"

Dancing With The Stars' Chelsie Hightower Has Bachelor Jake Pavelka Asking "Vienna Who?"

HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who is one of this years celebrity contestants on Dancing With The Stars has been paired off with blonde professional dancer Chelsie Hightower. It is being reported by an inside source that Jake is so smitten...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says She'll Dance Her Buns Off On Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Says She'll Dance Her Buns Off On Dancing With The Stars

PITTSBURGH - Kate Gosselin was in town at a local Wal-Mart buying Easter outfits for her eight kids when she was notified that she had been selected as one of the 11 celebrity contestants on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. Kate becam...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars Curtis Verflippet has stated that the upcoming DWTS season will not include professional dancer Lacey Schwimmer. When asked why the popular 21-year-old had been axed Verflippet simply said...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Seeks Comfort In The Arms of Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

Cheryl Cole Seeks Comfort In The Arms of Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Earlier this month one of the top dancers on Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough flew to London to choreograph and to star in Cheryl Cole's latest music video "Parachute." The two got along fantastically. Cole even mentioned to a close...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She Has Changed Her Mind About Appearing As A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Taylor Swift Says She Has Changed Her Mind About Appearing As A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

SHENENDOAH, Virginia - Country music star Taylor Swift was in Shenandoah visiting her cousin Pansy Banboomer when she was asked about her being a celebrity contestant on the upcoming edition of Dancing With The Stars. Taylor got all embarrassed an...

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Funny story: The Most Embarrassing Question 94-Year-Old Cloris Leachman Has Ever Been Asked

The Most Embarrassing Question 94-Year-Old Cloris Leachman Has Ever Been Asked

SANTA MONICA, California - Cloris Leachman, who was a contestant two years ago on Dancing With The Stars, was sitting in the back yard of her $700,000 home in Santa Monica getting ready for an interview with Cindy Zwicky a reporter for FOOP, which is...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Strut Her Stuff On Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson To Strut Her Stuff On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that Pamela Anderson, actress, glamour model, sex symbol, and professional wife (married three times) has been selected to appear on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. The Canadian cutey stated tha...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...

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Funny story: Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Oozing Sexiness With Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars In Her Newest Video "Parachute."

Cheryl Cole Oozing Sexiness With Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars In Her Newest Video "Parachute."

LONDON - Derek Hough of America's Dancing With The Stars flew to Great Britain to choreograph and dance in X-Factor Cheryl Cole's newest video "Parachute." Hough who is considered to be one of the best dancers in America remarked that he was surpr...

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Funny story: Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time. She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage. "It was so...

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