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Funny story: Redneck TV Station to Keep Holiday Lights Contest Going All Year

Redneck TV Station to Keep Holiday Lights Contest Going All Year

LouArkanissippi- WKKK Channel 15, a local Fox affiliate in this sleepy Southern region of the United States, has decided to make a change to it's decade long Christmas "Lights of LouArkanissippi" contest and keep it going on all year. Station manager...

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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Refuses To Say Anything Remotely Controversial For Christmas

Duke Of Edinburgh Refuses To Say Anything Remotely Controversial For Christmas

Prince Phil the Greek, aka The Duke Of Edinburgh, hubby of the reigning monarch, today refused to get drawn into saying anything even remotely controversial. Even though he has previously referred to people from the far east as having 'slitty eyes.'...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Spends Christmas In A Colorado Rocky Mountains Hoosegow

Charlie Sheen Spends Christmas In A Colorado Rocky Mountains Hoosegow

ASPEN, Colorado - The star of the top sit-com television show in America, Two And A Half Men, has been arrested and placed in the Pitkin County hoosegow (jail). Charlie Sheen was arrested by Pitkin County sheriff's deputies after he was spotted st...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sends Kanye West An Interesting Christmas Present

Taylor Swift Sends Kanye West An Interesting Christmas Present

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift has won more music awards in 2009, than any other recording artist in the history of recording awards. The native of Pennsylvania performed before a sold-out audience of 85,123 at Milwaukee's Beer Nuts Auditori...

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Funny story: The Bonkettes Spring Christmas Surprise For British And US Troops In Afghanistan.

The Bonkettes Spring Christmas Surprise For British And US Troops In Afghanistan.

The Bonkettes even outdid their MEN gig this Christmas morn as they turned out for the troops in Camp Bastion. In a total surprise, the Bonkettes took the stage alongside Ronnie Wood, Stewart Copeland, Alice Cooper, Bob Geldof, Midge Ure, Eric Cla...

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Funny story: Old Bugger Bangs On About Christmas Not Being Like It Used To Be

Old Bugger Bangs On About Christmas Not Being Like It Used To Be

It's Christmas, and everybody's happy, except Spoof writers and old buggers. One old bugger popped up on British TV today in a broadcast from a care home, moaning about arthritis and how Christmas isn't as good as it was back in the day. "There's...

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Funny story: SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

Dads/Hubbies sick to death of receiving SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rebelling, especially when they're legless! Christmas Eve used to be pretty easy for mums and kids not knowing what to buy Dads for Xmas, SAP's were the solution.

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Funny story: CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

Undisclosed location, USA - Leon Panetta, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, has set up a special group of crack agents to figure out what he's getting from his wife for Christmas. Panetta, whose package weighs approximately six and a h...

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Funny story: Top Christmas Films Revealed

Top Christmas Films Revealed

This week Channel 11 will show a documentary listing Britain's favourite ever Christmas films, as voted for by the public. Here exclusively in TheSpoof we reveal the top 5. In 5th place was "Oh no, my sister is Santa!", a hilarious Hollywood comed...

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Funny story: Kid Rock, Ted Nugent Host Motown Christmas Special

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent Host Motown Christmas Special

Filmed in advance on the extensive acreage of the Nugent farm and permanent hunt club, the 2009 Motown Christmas Special will feature some of Motown's hottest talent against the snowy backdrop of Nugent's personal forest. Though production challen...

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Funny story: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas 2009

'Twas The Night Before Christmas 2009

'Twas The Night Before Christmas 2009 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except me and my spouse All the presents were wrapped the stockings full of stuff my wife, she did sigh as she sat 'oh', I said, 'you think you have it rough' The children were all nestled, snug in their beds while I looked at the race track and doll house...

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Funny story: Christmas Riot

Christmas Riot

Hordes of shoppers have descended on a small toy shop in Chipping Norton when it was revealed that they had three Twisting Turtles for sale. The Twisting Turtles are this year's MUST HAVE toy for the fashion conscious child. With much less arsenic...

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Funny story: Mrs. Claus to Oprah: I Had Sex with Tiger Woods!

Mrs. Claus to Oprah: I Had Sex with Tiger Woods!

NORTH POLE, A.P. - Mrs. Santa Claus revealed she had a brief but fiery relationship with Tiger Woods in a tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey today. Mrs. Claus, a sprightly Caucasian elf who remains quite fetching for a centenarian, said she ev...

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Funny story: Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

As Christmas approaches, and Christians on every continent on the planet prepare to celebrate the birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, even as others plot subterfuge, and try to blow us all up, one man was baffled. Shami Leather, a Palestinian shepher...

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Funny story: "Where's the Christmas Spirit?" Retailers Bemoan Decline in Shopping Related Deaths.

"Where's the Christmas Spirit?" Retailers Bemoan Decline in Shopping Related Deaths.

Cautious retail executives sounded a note of warning on late Christmas Season sales despite early indicators of a slight increase in consumer spending over last year. According to these industry leaders, there is "a certain lack of enthusiasm from c...

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Funny story: Tiger Wood's Beer Goggles guarantee a Moose - free Christmas

Tiger Wood's Beer Goggles guarantee a Moose - free Christmas

Tiger Woods, the world famous sex-god announced today, that he had ended the partygoer's nightmare of 'how did the moose get into my bed' with his invention of anti-beer goggles. Hung-over revellers have long been puzzled by the mystery of how the...

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Funny story: Scientology: "12 Days of Xenu-mas"

Scientology: "12 Days of Xenu-mas"

With Advent here, why shouldn't the Church of Scientology have its own Christmas…I mean…Xenu-mas song? Especially after all their troubles this year: "On the Twelfth Day of Xenu-mas, my Xenu sent to me (by way of inter-galactic FedExChurchMember)… 12. (French) Drummers Drumming (us out of France for committing fraud). 11. (Australian) Pipers Piping (up that we kidnap and brainwash folks i...

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