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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Ashley Feared For His Ring

Cheryl Cole Says Ashley Feared For His Ring

Footballer Ashley Cole says he feared for his ring after burglars entered his property and tried to take it by force. A terrified Cole, who was unable to run due to a broken ankle, wriggled on the ground towards his telephone while burglars ransa...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole In Discussions Over 'Pretty Woman 2'

Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole In Discussions Over 'Pretty Woman 2'

It appears that the real reason for Brit chanteuse Cheryl Cole's visit to LA is not that she wants to escape the hullabaloo surrounding husband Ashley's infidelities, but rather that she can join in discussions over a sequel to 'Pretty Woman' The...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Mauled By Tiger In Ratings War - Sarah Harding Furious

Cheryl Cole Mauled By Tiger In Ratings War - Sarah Harding Furious

Cheryl Cole's 'bestest girlfriend' out of Girls Aloud, Sarah Harding hit out at Cheryl's fickle fans today as they deserted the Geordie Chanteuse's stories on satirical websites the world over. Even in the UK, seemingly diehard Cheryl fans snubbed...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's wedding ring hex

Cheryl Cole's wedding ring hex

London - (Nuptials): Has wearing her £160,000 heart-shaped diamond wedding band upside down hexed Cheryl's marriage to Ashley? "Probably not," a leading marriage guidance expert commented today. "The made-in-heaven love match was always a bit o...

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Funny story: That syncing feeling!

That syncing feeling!

Cheryl Cole awoke this morning removed her Ray Bans, her white long/short mac. As she walked to the bathroom droping her hair exstensions on the floor, she remembered that her husband is a cheating son of a bitch! Oh yes and what a balls up she made of the brits! Limp, dulll, lifeless hid in the corner scratching its head. As Cheryl asked...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Appear In A State Of Nature In Magazine!

Cheryl Cole To Appear In A State Of Nature In Magazine!

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole admitted to the press this morning that she will appear in a state of nature in 'Glossy Pics Magazine' in the May edition. "I'm was a little frightened about the whole thing", she told our reporter. "But it was a challen...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

LONDON - The United Kingdom Commission of Northern Newspaper Publishers, which is based in Manchester, has just announced that its 73-member organization has overwhelmingly voted Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole as the winners of its yearly "Most Ideal C...

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Funny story: Brits Surprised To Learn Americans Don't Know Who Cheryl Cole Is

Brits Surprised To Learn Americans Don't Know Who Cheryl Cole Is

Man on the street interviews in seven United States cities discovered that Americans don't know who Cheryl Cole is. Cole, the current Pop Tart in Great Britain whose actions mirror those of Britney Spears a few years ago, is mostly unknown "across t...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - arrived at LAX this morning and was flabberghasted as she was presented with yet another award, this time from the American Mime Association for her unstinting support in the art of lip-synching. Or MIME. Fl...

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Funny story: Lip-synch disaster as Cheryl Cole mimes at Brits

Lip-synch disaster as Cheryl Cole mimes at Brits

London - (Get-a-Grip): Desperately trying to emulate an already threadbare Michael Jackson routine vapid nonentity Cheryl Cole dazzled (sic) with a flaccid mimed performance at the Brits last night. Even if it had been a lip-synch contest La Cole...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by shitting over a dancer while singing her latest hi...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards

Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards

LONDON - In an interesting development in the much-ballyhooed "Cole Cuts" saga starring Cheryl and Ashley Cole, a very reliable but unnamed source says that Cheryl has asked Simon Cowell to accompany her to the Brit Awards. Simon who along with Da...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

LONDON - Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole emailed his wife Cheryl from their mansion in Surrey to the five-star Bloomin' Begonia Blooms Hotel in Central London, where she is staying. Ashley told his wife, who is scheduled to perform at t...

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Funny story: Cheryl and Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness

Cheryl and Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness

LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course. But then the cold, frigid, British biting winter wind hit and it litera...

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Funny story: Hexed 'Oversight Of Filth' hidden meaning in Cheryl's Brit Awards song

Hexed 'Oversight Of Filth' hidden meaning in Cheryl's Brit Awards song

London - (Three Words): Is there a hexed secret message in Cheryl Cole's Brits song Fight For This Love? A simple rearrangement of the title reveals Oversight Of Filth - a spooky commentary on latest twists in her rocky marriage woes? The Girl...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole - Guilty By Underpants

Ashley Cole - Guilty By Underpants

Chelsea and England full-back Ashley Cole was today left in a critical credibility struggle as certain unscrupulous publications ran raunchy text pictures allegedly sent to a glamour model, which depicted a headless man in his underpants posing in fr...

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Funny story: "Dump Him!" Girls Aloud Advise Our Cheryl

"Dump Him!" Girls Aloud Advise Our Cheryl

The pressure was piling up on 5'3" tall Cheryl Cole to give errant husband Ashley the elbow over the weekend, as reports surfaced that the hobbled Chelsea full-back has been sending explicit pictures of himself to more than just one boob-flashing gla...

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