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Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old younger sister of Pop tart Britney Spears, made a double announcement today. First, she is pregnant by her 19 year old live-in boyfriend (no statutory rape charges are pending at this time). Second, she is going t...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy to be written into "Zoey 101"; set to examine the rare medical condition of teenage infertility, says Nickelodeon

Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy to be written into "Zoey 101"; set to examine the rare medical condition of teenage infertility, says Nickelodeon

Hollywood, California - With school districts giving out birth control to 11-year-olds and teen pregnancy on the rise throughout the nation, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy with her live-in boyfriend has all the talk shows hypocritically...

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Funny story: Britney Spears up staged and surprised by her pregnant 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn; Britney last to know, say friends

Britney Spears up staged and surprised by her pregnant 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn; Britney last to know, say friends

Hollywood, California - Britney was the last to know, say family members about the breaking news of the pregnancy of her little 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn, today. Friends of Britney say she should have guessed as much as the paparazzi sudd...

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Funny story: Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Over confident, state lunatic Britney Spears, while on vacation in London, dropped her load upon the road when she realized she had forgot her baby on an airline flight.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Yes, it's been a while but Ed-E-torial is back and in HD. Like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Ed was "away" for a while but now he's back and better than ever or worse depending on your level of fanaticism.

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Film buffs were busy twitching at the sphincter this week when details of a new Shaft movie starring Richard Roundtree and Britney Spears were announced.

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Funny story: Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Los Angeles, California - After the judge saw the video tape of Britney running a red light with her kids in the car with her, he ordered Britney not to drive her kids around anymore, although she maybe present in the same vehicle with them. Britney...

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Funny story: Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Hollywood, California - As per her court order, Britney spent Thanksgiving morning with her kids. However, not having the time to prepare and cook the traditional bird for Thanksgiving dinner, having only a few hours to spend with them, Britney turne...

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Funny story: Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Hollywood, California - Fed up with K-Fed's private dick poking about in her face, digging deep into her most private affairs, putting the screws on her, snooping around her back door, Britney decided to hire one of her own and do the same to K-F...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story: Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...

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Funny story: After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

In Japan last week, Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre was unable to save a group of dolphins from becoming dinner. The 18 year old and a group of protestors were beaten back by fishermen with poles and hooks when they tried to save a pod of the inte...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

President Bush announced in a special Rose Garden ceremony that Britney Spears was chosen and has accepted the position recently vacated by Karl Rove of Chief Political Advisor to his Administration.

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Funny story: Britney Spears is a bad Mom, says jealous bitch

Britney Spears is a bad Mom, says jealous bitch

Britney Spears barely talks to or plays with her two little kids - and treats them like fashion accessories, a child care 'expert' has found. Elaine Whey, 42 and fat, had this to say in her sworn court testi...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Britney Spears to Marry for Her Children: Short List Includes Prince Charles, Paul McCartney and The Pope

Culver City - In court today Britney Spears battled back in the custody hearing, claiming she deserves a 50/50 arrangement with her children, not 70/30 as her ex-husband has suggested.

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