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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

The Cleveland Cavaliers Have Been Sold To China

CLEVELAND - Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has confirmed that he has sold his team to a Chinese National bamboo investment group from Shanghai, China. The sale price was not revealed but CNN's Rick Sanchez said that he spoke to 7 foot 3 inc...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Buys The Boston Celtics

Oprah Winfrey Buys The Boston Celtics

CHICAGO - Talk show host and self-made billionairess Oprah Winfrey has just completed a deal to purchase the Boston Celtics. Winfrey, an avid basketball fan, who said that she was bouncing a pillow while pretending it was a basketball at the age o...

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Funny story: The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex

The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex. Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In her role she will be res...

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Funny story: The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

MANHATTAN, New York - The NBA which has seen a huge decline in fan attendance as well as an extreme decline in season ticket holders has announced that in order to generate more revenue it will be going from a best 4 out of 7 Finals format to a best...

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Funny story: Clippers Randolph In Jail

Clippers Randolph In Jail

It's only getting worse for the Los Angeles Lakers ... one of their alleged "stars" was busted for DUI early this morning, according to a just surfacing police report. Only a few hours after the game and maybe because of it's outcome, Clipper powe...

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Funny story: March Madness: Chopstick State Upsets The Oklahoma Sooners

March Madness: Chopstick State Upsets The Oklahoma Sooners

MEMPHIS - The Chopstick State Fighting Egg Rollers have come through again. The little team from the little town of Chattahoochee, Florida, located on the banks of the Apalachicola River has upset the mighty Oklahoma Sooners 109 to 17. Chopstick S...

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Funny story: Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president Loopi Loco de Silva claimed that current world economic problems were not the result of international trading and deficit budgeting, but caused by 'white basketball players with blue socks'. The surprise announcement was made a...

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Funny story: Students' chant initially confuses media, viewers, other fans

Students' chant initially confuses media, viewers, other fans

Philadelphia, PA -- At the Wachovia Center on Saturday afternoon a raucous chant echoed through the rafters during the NCAA men's basketball tournament second-round matchup between the Villanova Wildcats and UCLA Bruins. Initially, both television an...

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Funny story: NBA to Celebrate White History Half Day

NBA to Celebrate White History Half Day

White National Basketball Association coaches, GM's and owners along with the 90% pale fan base have established a White B-Ball History event. Since there are not enough white players to fill a month, a week or even a full day, March 17 Celtic St Pat...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Headed To Jail

Charles Barkley Headed To Jail

PHOENIX - Former NBA player, TNT Network color analyst, and future governor of the state of Alabama Charles Barkley has been sentenced to ten days in jail. Sir Charles, as he is known, will only have to serve five days. He received the sentence fo...

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Funny story: LeBron James Traded To The Los Angeles Lakers

LeBron James Traded To The Los Angeles Lakers

CLEVELAND - NBA superstar LeBron James has been traded by the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Los Angeles Lakers. In a surprise move that left the NBA world stunned beyond belief King James will be going west to join the Los Angeles Lakers who currentl...

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Funny story: NCAA Selection Committee Announces New Guidelines for Basketball Tournament

NCAA Selection Committee Announces New Guidelines for Basketball Tournament

The NCAA selection committee, the group responsible for picking and seeding the men's and women's basketball tournaments, has announced new guidelines for this years 64 team March Madness field. Chuck DeFry, executive secretary for the group, made t...

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Funny story: Obama Builds Basketball Court In White House

Obama Builds Basketball Court In White House

Washington DC-- President Obama had a basketball court built in the White House over the weekend. The court is NBA regulation size and was paid for with private donations. Mr. Obama plans to use the court 'everyday' to stay in shape and to help him...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Signed By The Oklahoma City Thunder

Charles Barkley Signed By The Oklahoma City Thunder

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - The struggling Oklahoma City Thunder of the NBA who are (8-34) are to the point of desperation. Coach Scott Brooks, upon the recommendation of one of his players, Chucky Atkins has decided to sign TNT sports personality a...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Clippers Lose Number 12 In A Row

Los Angeles Clippers Lose Number 12 In A Row

LOS ANGELES, California - The NBA Los Angeles Clippers are playing more like the Los Alamitos Rowboats. They fell to the Atlanta Hawks 97-80, for loss number 12 in a row. Coach Mike Dunleavy said some reporter from Nevada asked him if he was super...

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Funny story: The NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder(less) Struggling At (4-30)

The NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder(less) Struggling At (4-30)

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - The Oklahoma City Thunder have the worst record in the NBA. The Thunder(less) have played 34 games and have managed to only win 4. Team coach Scott Brooks was asked what the problem seems to be and he replied, "My guess i...

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Funny story: Sir Charles Barkley Arrested For Drunk Driving

Sir Charles Barkley Arrested For Drunk Driving

Sir Charles Barkley, former NBA great who was once known at "the Round Mound of Rebound," was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence of alchohol (drunk driving). The player turned commentator refused to take a breathalizer test and re...

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