On tonight's television on BBC4, viewers can see again the award-winning 'Great Train Journeys of the World: King's Cross to Luton'. Presenter Martin Chuzzletwit takes the epic journey, and drama begins before the train even leaves London. 'I was just opening my Thermos flask of cold tea', he said, 'when the ticket collector came round before we had even got going. 'Tickets please', he said, in...
Here is today's BBC weather forecast, brought to you by the Corporation's multi-million pound computer graphics-run system, and lots of faceless men that wouldn't know their rain from their drizzle: 'At dawn the sun will rise, making temperatures increase, and will cause widespread thawing of frost and occasional mist, as always happens in March. This will be followed by widespread warmer air a...
Sir Michael Lyons, chairman of the BBC Trust, has announced a new round of pay cuts that could see some of the corporation's top stars with "substantial" drops in salary - some as big as 25%. The cuts, which also include a freeze on executive pay,...
Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...
Cutting edge film geek Quentin Tarantino has revealed that his new film is to be a radical re-working of Flora Thompson's smash hit novel - Lark Rise to Candleford. The story, which focuses on the smorgasbord of entertainment to be found in a Post...
After Celtic's victory in the Scottish League Cup Final against arch-rivals Rangers, BBC Scotland presenters were today wearing black armbands, in a fitting tribute to the tragedy. Speaking from Glasgow, presenter Dougie Boynolly said: 'We are int...
The BBC last night received tens of thousands of complaints that a celebrity had appeared on their annual Comic Relief fundraising event. It seems that at approximately 10pm, not long after the news was broadcast, a celebrity who was not a member...
Ned Roseday, Chief Charities Correspondent at the Big Bum Corporation (BBC) has complained to TheSpoof.com about an article concerning Clown Prostitutes who were said to be offering Comic Relief. "This is just the kind of badly written rubbish tha...
Hilarious BBC whizzkids Matthew Horne and James Corden have announced that if it hadn't been for a lucky fluke, they might never have reached our television screens. "Can you imagine how terrible that would have been?" laughed Corden, who first d...
Today the BBC announced that ITV was on the brink of financial meltdown. News presenters were told to forget about any other news story and just keep reminding viewers that ITV was going down the pan. Head of BBC news, Billy Liar said "This is tr...
Following the closing of four restaurants by celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson due to the economic climate, the current series of Masterchef has been cut short. The BBC programme, which is not connected to Mr. Worrall Thompson in any way, is...
BBC viewers of the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards, sponsored by Orange, were tricked into missing several of the presentations when the first part of the programme was shown on BBC2 and the second half on BBC1. In the gap between...
Gordon Brown is a man on the edge! Following Jeremy Clarkson's jibe in Australia, the Prime Minister is considering closing the BBC (Brown's Broadcasting Company) for good; because all it is showing are negative images of the Government - i.e. redund...
The British have a world reputation as being obsessed with the weather, and it's many vagaries around their fair isles. With the recent completely expected snowstorm, the BBC have decided to cash in on the obsession with a new twenty-four hour weathe...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were left in a taxi cab by the head of th...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were lef in a taxi cab by the head of the...
The BBC has plunged into fresh controversy today at the unveiling of their summer TV schedule. Amongst the many middle class domestic based family sitcoms that are to be aired is also the new celebrity show 'Dancing On Rice'. In the show the se...
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