Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has sent shock waves through the premier league, admitting he hadn't realized the season had started, fumbling through a press conference answering "Training? What training?"...
Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace...
David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...
LA - Former England Captain, David Beckham, who recently moved to the USA to try and milk the last few quid from his rotten career is set to quit Los Angeles Galaxy at the end of this week, an insider has told The Spoof.
Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...
Serial cheat Ronaldo saw red last night against Pompey. Referee Steve Bennet saw fit to give the Portuguese Mincing Whinger a straight red for what was interpreted as "violent conduct" for...
Markets were in turmoil yesterday as the price of football players tumbled worldwide.
At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny spent, the London Borough of Bromley is being heavily criticised for spending over £120 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for Beckenham Town Football Club whose a...
Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe
LOS ANJILEEZ (Defecated News) - Finally, the moment the football world has been waiting for arrived last night. David Beckham's multi-million dollar deal with L.A. Galaxy, based in L.A. was shown to the fans in full glory.
FURIOUS Barcelona benchwarmer Eidur Gudjohnsen last night slapped in a transfer request after boss Frank Rijkaard sensationally banned his substitutes from keeping their legs warm with a blanket.
FALLING pianos, uncovered manholes, exploding cars. No, not the latest series of mishaps devised for a new Warner Brothers cartoon - just a day in the life of former Dundee forward Temuri Ketsbaia.
The camp golden robot C3P0 and his mute, somewhat irritating pal R2D2, from space documentary Star Wars, are to dance like Footballers in an attempt to resurrect their moribund film careers.
Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.
Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...
WEMBLEY (Heewack News Network) -- The entire Manchester United football team has been quarantined following a massive herpes outbreak caused when an unnamed infected player kissed the Community Shield following the team's victory over Chelsea FC.
Leeds United were yesterday dealt a fresh blow to their already almost insurmountable problems, when the Football League imposed a 15-point penalty on the West Yorkshire club.
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