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Funny story: Hookhand! Christian Conservatives' Solution to Sin of Masturbation!

Hookhand! Christian Conservatives' Solution to Sin of Masturbation!

In an odd confluence of medicine and religion, Christian conservatives are paying big bucks to have their children's hands replaced with prosthetic hooks.

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Funny story: New British Invasion has States Lifting Their Skirts!

New British Invasion has States Lifting Their Skirts!

It's been decades since the first British invasion and coincidentally a new wave of beetles is in the forefront of the 21st Century British re-invasion. This time ther'll be no I wanna hold Your hand or She Loves You. British Beetles(Britanni...

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Funny story: Bush Entertains Old Boys Club!

Bush Entertains Old Boys Club!

In a world-wide scandal, W was filmed drawing nudie sketches of Hillary Clinton and various other sexy ladies in the US Government. On-lookers outed in the scandal rushed to cover Bush and their own asses as they were shown to be reveling in the unco...

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Funny story: Walter Reade Theaters to Merge with Walter Reed Hospital

Walter Reade Theaters to Merge with Walter Reed Hospital

Two pitifully failing old timey American institutions have decided to amalgamate to see if they can rescue their futures. The Walter Reed Hospital admits that under Bush it has basically abandoned the US fighting woman and man. The Walter Reade Theat...

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Funny story: Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Fears are growing for Vice President Dick Cheney after doctors discovered a leg in his blood clot today.

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Funny story: Scooby Doo dies aged 45

Scooby Doo dies aged 45

'Scooby Doo', the well loved character from the long-running American animated television series, was buried today after suddenly dying at the age of 45. His first appearance on our TV screens was in 1970, and his 20-year car...

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Funny story: 'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...

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Funny story: Suicide Bombers strike in Baghdad

Suicide Bombers strike in Baghdad

Up to 15 people have been killed and many more injured in twin suicide car bomb attacks in Baghdad. The bombs exploded near a market in the mainly Shia New Baghdad district, in the eastern part of the city, Iraqi place have said. There has been a str...

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Funny story: Surgeons find Duchy Originals condom wedged inside Camilla

Surgeons find Duchy Originals condom wedged inside Camilla

London - (ReUterus): Surgeons at the King Edward VII Hospital for Officers, Gentlemen and Hellfire Club Old Slags have fished out some suspicious Duchy Original products from Camilla's womb after a gruelling five hour hysterectomy.

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Funny story: George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

Troubled pop star George Michael, now sixty- four years of age, has found himself in the spotlight, again, for reasons of questionable conduct. The star, of Wham fame, was caught, once again, in a 'compromising situation' in...

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Funny story: In Praise of FLIPITOR

In Praise of FLIPITOR

Dr. Stanford Templeton - If you take FLIPITOR, you'll be in good company. More than 20 billion Americans have been prescribed FLIPITOR, and there's nothing wrong with them. Why should you ask your GP about FLIPITOR?...

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Funny story: Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Madrid- The La vĂ³mito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.

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Funny story: Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty is rumoured to have sacked her recently appointed PR guru Max Clifford following comments he attributed to her about celebrity numbskull Jade Goody.

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Funny story: Fergie's Dead Sea Scroll Discovery Excites Historians

Fergie's Dead Sea Scroll Discovery Excites Historians

Historians are flooding to Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club, after manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, searching for evidence against rivals Chelsea, entered a long-untouched cave in the Judean Desert, and found jars...

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Funny story: American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.

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Funny story: Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Health Minister, Caroline Flint, today announced plans to build a thousand super new Accident and Emergency departments in the UK to cope with the rising number of complaints that joy-riding children are so like traumatised...

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Funny story: Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Voice of an angel star, Charlotte Church and her rugby playing lover, Gavin Henson, were being comforted at home last night after it was revealed that their foetus was refusing to be born in Wales.

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