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Funny story: Raul Move To MLS?

Raul Move To MLS?

Mardid, Spain - A source close Raul Gonzalez, the Real Madrid striker and Madrid's favorite son, suggest that Raul is considering a move to the United States.

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Funny story: Essien picks up BBC gong

Essien picks up BBC gong

Chelsea's Ghanaian midfielder-cum-strongman Michael Essien not only won the African Footballer of the Year award, he also picked up the "BBC gong", at an historic and highly entertaining awards ceremony on Monday evening.

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Funny story: David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

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Funny story: Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor, the strangely-named Aston Villa player, missed the chance to join the England U-21 side because of a mix-up with his mobile phone, says the England international football website,...

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Funny story: Another false dawn for Liverpool?

Another false dawn for Liverpool?

If reports are to be believed then it seems Liverpool are on the verge of signing an X1 of world football; Chris Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Messi, Kaka, Gattuso, Buffon etc. In a rare outburst post Champions league final outburst, Sir Rafa complained of...

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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Rushed to Hospital with Perforated Head

Paul Gascoigne Rushed to Hospital with Perforated Head

Former England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been rushed to hospital to undergo emergency surgery for a perforated head, his agent has said today.

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Manchester United players urged not to appeal

Manchester United players urged not to appeal

Social scientists have warned Manchester United stars past and present to stop making appeals for missing children, as they have been found to have negative consequences.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

Reports are emerging this morning that the Football Association have stripped Chelsea of the FA Cup and have instead awarded it to Manchester United after Didier Drogba's goal was deemed as invalid.

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Funny story: Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

According to embryonic reports emerging from Manchester and London, Roman Abramovich and the Glazer family are to switch clubs in an unprecedented swap deal.

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Funny story: FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

In an astonishing development over the weekend, the English Football Association has announced that, after a nightmarishly boring FA Cup final at the New Wembley stadium on Saturday, next year's final will revert to the M...

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Funny story: Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

FRANK 'Lamps' Lampard threw a wet and unpleasantly musty smelling blanket over Chelsea fans celebrations at their historic FA Cup win at the new Wembley Stadium.

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley

Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley

New Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce is to be honoured by the Council in his Black Country home town of Dudley, with a statue of himself in the town's shoddy Market Square. The structure made, like Sam, from granite, will be reminiscent of t...

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Funny story: Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is to be honoured by Blues' fans at tomorrow's FA Cup final against Manchester United at the New Wembley stadium, with a revival of the old Stamford Bridge favourite 'One Man Went To Mow'. Mourinho, the chosen one, ha...

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Funny story: Jose's Dog - Missing

Jose's Dog - Missing

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho's pet Yorkshire Terrier Gullit has gone missing following discussions with police over the dog's legality in Britain.

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Funny story: Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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