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Funny story: Police: Students Break Teacher's Neck Over a Dollar

Police: Students Break Teacher's Neck Over a Dollar

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ -- Police said they arrested and charged two students Friday in an attack on an Atlantic City High School over a dollar.

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Funny story: Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2007 Spring Rendering Tour?

Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2007 Spring Rendering Tour?

(Washington, D.C.) "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message." That was Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines' last words after accepting Album of the Year at the Grammy ceremony last...

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Funny story: Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid

Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid

Fishermen from New Zealand fishing the cold waters of Antarctica's Lost Sea were surprised last month after their small fishing boat hooked what turned out to be the world's largest known colossal squid ever caught.

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Funny story: Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"

Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"

Gays in the military, an extremely masculine environment, not only have to put up with possible jeering from their heterosexual peers, but also must learn to speak another language. That's in addition to having to learn any foreign language that...

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Funny story: Bank of England Really Really Know What They're Doing Really

Bank of England Really Really Know What They're Doing Really

LONDON (SFA) - The Bank of England held its key interest rate at 25.25 percent for the second month in a row on Thursday, sticking to its we-don't-know-what-the-hell-to-do approach after British annual inflation slumped in February. The widely ex...

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Funny story: Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The

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Funny story: Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...

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Funny story: Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".

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Funny story: "Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".

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Funny story: Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

The British Army has today agreed to honour an agreement made in 1860 by the then Head of British High Command in India, Flight Lieutenant Osprey Dogegg-Jackson.

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Funny story: Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds

Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds

Hurricane Cecil tore through a small town in America's south today leaving thousands without homes and many missing, feared ... missing.

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Funny story: "England Swings Like A Pendulum Do" Sweeps British Film Awards

"England Swings Like A Pendulum Do" Sweeps British Film Awards

Richard Attenborough's Attfilms took all of the documentary film awards at the britpics, the UK's newest and latest cinema prizes for his short "England Swings Like a Pendulum Do": the toiletcam's perspective of a scrotum-eyes v...

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Funny story: All Gay AA Tops Recovery Rates!

All Gay AA Tops Recovery Rates!

Everyone knows that recovery rates from alcohol addiction is a tricky business. The real experts concede that Alcoholics Anonymous does it like no other. In a recent study by the friends of Bill W themselves it was found that the AA chapters with the...

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Funny story: Former AC Student Rep to Form Exploratory Committee for '08 School Board Run

Former AC Student Rep to Form Exploratory Committee for '08 School Board Run

Atlantic City, NJ- Well old people move over-that seems to be the motto for a 17 year old Atlantic City High School student. Dafiq Rasheed served a year on the city's Board of Education before being "impeached" by student council adviso...

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Funny story: Fissure price features working class chess set

Fissure price features working class chess set

Fissure price, continuing its effort on the theme of inclusiveness and "making it real" has come out with a new twist on an old game, working class chess pieces. After experiencing tremendous success with its multi-lingual, Dora The Conquis...

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Funny story: Beer catapult vies for Nobel Peace prize

Beer catapult vies for Nobel Peace prize

Raleigh - (Rioters): A revolutionary invention which sees an adapted fridge launch a can of beer at thirsty drinkers via remote-control technology has been hailed as a life-saving device fit for nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Funny story: Dobbs arrested crossing our Broken Border

Dobbs arrested crossing our Broken Border

CNN Immigration Zealot Lou Dobbs, was taken into custody by Mexican Authorities yesterday as he attempted to skip out on a Towing Bill. Dobbs continues to refuse to acknowledge a Bill in the amount of 700 Dollars he allegedly owes to Mexican Firm &qu...

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