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Funny story: Twin Girls to play for England

Twin Girls to play for England

Sometimes legends are made, sometimes legends are born, but very occasionally legends are made before they're born. Michelle Stepney, the daughter of football legend, Alex Stepney, the long time Goalkeeper for Manchester United,...

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Funny story: "Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

"Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on the job. Working without an interpreter, Fabio was able to ta...

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Funny story: New Labour: White Footballers Squeezed Out of Africa Cup of Nations

New Labour: White Footballers Squeezed Out of Africa Cup of Nations

Ann Clueless, the completely out-of-touch MP for Vicars Stiffer has spoken of her concern that the lack of homegrown footballers playing in the Africa Cup of Nations is damaging the Premiership and England's hopes of ever winning...

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Funny story: New York Giants to Play World Cup Soccer

New York Giants to Play World Cup Soccer

The New York Giants, fresh off winning the Super Bowl in American football, now get to prepare for an unusual entry in a special World Cup soccer event scheduled for the summer of 2008. FIFA, which governs the soccer world, announced a deal with the...

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Funny story: Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline on January 31st. Benjani allegedly oversle...

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Funny story: Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

David Beckham, the greatest English footballer never to play 100 times for his country, was last night "in tears" and "beside himself with grief" over his non-selection for next week's friendly international with Switzerland at Wembley. Beckham, a...

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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside. Wise, who in the 1980s, famously helped vandalis...

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Funny story: Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...

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Funny story: Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

British Broadcaster, television presenter and song writer Mike Read is to write and produce a specially written song. The song in itself is for the ongoing battle at Liverpool F.C and Rafa Benitez.

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Funny story: "Me Too" Admits Your Mum

"Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.

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Funny story: Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

FAI officials have come in for fierce criticism after Steve Staunton was unveiled as new Republic of Ireland manager, despite having failed to achieve success in his first stint as boss.

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Funny story: Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.

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Funny story: African Cup Of Nations Halted As Tribal Wars Break Out

African Cup Of Nations Halted As Tribal Wars Break Out

The African Cup Of Nations football tournament has been abandoned due to a major outbreak of tribal conflicts which, authorities say, have threatened the stability of the whole continent. The flagship event, which kicked off in Ghana last Friday,...

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Funny story: Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Kevin Keegan, the second-choice Newcastle United manager, dipped into the transfer market for the first time today, to swoop for the ex-Newcastle and England elbow expert and centre forward Alan Shearer

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Funny story: Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan today revealed how very hurt he was at how standards had dropped at Newcastle.

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Funny story: Study Concludes Footballers Actually Quite Clever

Study Concludes Footballers Actually Quite Clever

Football has been rocked by a new scandal after it was revealed that some players were actually quite clever. A number of high profile premiership stars have been taking lessons in subjects that have nothing to do with sport, playstations, alcohol or...

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Funny story: Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists from a Newcastle Research Centre today announced that they are able to create sustainable genetic material that is 99% human and 1% animal. A spokesman for the Research Centre has stated in a press release to TheSpoof.com that the genet...

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