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Funny story: England Dumped Out Of World Cup By USA

England Dumped Out Of World Cup By USA

The World Cup is over for the England Women's football team after they were 'licked' by the USA today in China.

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Funny story: Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Ousted Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has been linked with the manager's job at lowly League One outfit Leeds United, it has been reported, and may be interested in the position "if the price were right".

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Funny story: Leeds Fans Can See The Point Now

Leeds Fans Can See The Point Now

Leeds United got their first points of the season with a 3-0 away win at Bristol Rovers last night, and supporters celebrated by smashing up half of the West Country.

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has been seriously hurt in an attack outside a London railway station on Monday. The Scot, who, himself, is usually the one doing the 'assaulting', was injured when a member of the public tackled him fro...

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Funny story: Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

After the worst possible start to their League One campaign, former glamour club Leeds United have been put up for sale by owner Ken Bates.

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Funny story: Connolly out until the New Year

Connolly out until the New Year

Sunderland striker David Connolly has suffered a fresh setback in his attempt to return from injury - and is likely to need a further three months on the treatment couch.

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Funny story: Heskey: "What The F**k Am I Doing In The England Squad?"

Heskey: "What The F**k Am I Doing In The England Squad?"

Wigan 'star' Emile Heskey has launched a blistering attack on England manager Steve McClaren, questioning the ex-Boro man's squad selection and calling for him to be sacked just days ahead of crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers.

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Funny story: England Look Forward To Missing Lampard

England Look Forward To Missing Lampard

England manager Steve McClaren can look forward to his team's Saturday kick-off against Israel with renewed optimism following the news that Chelsea midfielder Frank Lamp-post is...

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Funny story: Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

Lescott And Heskey Called Up As McClaren Gets Desperate

England manager Steve McClaren hit rock bottom today when, faced with various injury crises, he called up none other than two ex-TV advertising stars, the Everton defender Joleon Lescott and much-travelled Wigan stri...

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Funny story: Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.

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Funny story: Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Armando Iannucci, Scotland's favourite funny man, all round cheeky chap and writer / creator of sitcom "Friends", has hit out at David Beckham, footballer, for his poor sense of humour.

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Funny story: Is using Diana to score points legitimate?

Is using Diana to score points legitimate?

After yet another Diana memorial service doubt has been cast over how legitimate it is to allow footballers to use her to win games.

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Funny story: Charlton 3 Sheffield Wednesday 2

Charlton 3 Sheffield Wednesday 2

Sheffield Wednesday's Czech International Ivan Petrosky went from Right Back to Right Cunt today as his team blew a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 in the Championship game at the Valley this afternoon.

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Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...

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Funny story: United team suffer third-degree burns as Alex mobilizes industrial strength hairdryer

United team suffer third-degree burns as Alex mobilizes industrial strength hairdryer

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has sent shock waves through the premier league, admitting he hadn't realized the season had started, fumbling through a press conference answering "Training? What training?"...

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