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Funny story: Alex McLeish Defends Training With Cadavers

Alex McLeish Defends Training With Cadavers

Alex McLeish, the Birmingham City manager, has defended a controversial training technique whereby players tackle dead bodies leading to the horrific injury to the Croatian national and Arsenal player Eduardo at the feet of Martin Ta...

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Funny story: More and more Brits using the term 'soccer'

More and more Brits using the term 'soccer'

A recent Cooper-Sinclair poll showed that many Brits are beginning to refer to European football as soccer. The term soccer originated in the States in 1906, when Yale University radio announcer Donald Gregory, calling a game against UPenn said, &quo...

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Kevin Keegan, the beleaguered Newcastle United manager, is on his way out of St James' Park, according to sources at the club, and could be sacked as early as next week, if he hasn't already done a ru...

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Funny story: Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.

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Funny story: Gazza given football-theme padded cell

Gazza given football-theme padded cell

Troubled ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been placed in a soccer-themed rubber room based on his England glory days.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.

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Funny story: Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Paul Gascoigne, the famous drinker, has been arrested by police and given the dubious honour of the Freedom of the City, Pubs, Clubs and Bars of Newcastle upon Tyne.

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Funny story: U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

Fresh from the news that the British Government was going to take over the running of Newcastle United, the Premier League was left reeling after the U.S. State Department announced late last night that it was going to take control of all Premiership...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo, the gay Manchester United striker, has announced that he has had extensive laser treatment in France, but has not specified which part of his body it was on.

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Funny story: Crouch is a Giraffe

Crouch is a Giraffe

I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.

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Funny story: SPL to play abroad?

SPL to play abroad?

The Scottish Premier League is in talks with an international consortium, led by investment firm Diamonde Group, which wants to hold SPL matches outside of Scotland for the first time, a move which has delighted ex-pat Scots across the globe.

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Funny story: Bryan Robson Admits He Can't Manage Football Teams To Save His Life

Bryan Robson Admits He Can't Manage Football Teams To Save His Life

Struggling Bryan Robson the manager of struggling Championship strugglers Sheffield United, could be on his way out of Bramall Lane, according to some gossip I heard on the bus.

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Funny story: England Fantasy Football Team Red Hot Favourites To The Win European Cup

England Fantasy Football Team Red Hot Favourites To The Win European Cup

Due to their superior technique and training at Fantasy Football the England Team are red hot favourites to win their first trophy for forty two years. Yes Forty Two Years.

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Funny story: Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Football fans have reacted angrily to the news that the English Premier League have decided to play matches on foreign soil, with many claiming they will give up supporting football altogether; others say they will still attend match...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello: My England 0 Switzerland 5 Ash Wednesday Fears

Fabio Capello: My England 0 Switzerland 5 Ash Wednesday Fears

Wembley - ('Erewego 'Erewego 'Erewego Mess): Superstitious England football coach Fabio Capello has voiced pre-match fears of an England-Switzerland five nil washout at Wembley Stadium tonight.

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Funny story: Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

England football manager Fabio Capello has been warned by the Football Association that, regardless of results on the field of play, he will be out of a job within three months if he fails to show sufficient promise...

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