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Funny story: Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...

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Funny story: Terry Wogan Is Red Nose Day Saviour

Terry Wogan Is Red Nose Day Saviour

Worries earlier this week that Red Nose day events up and down the country would have to be cancelled, have been laid to rest after swift action by the organisers.

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Funny story: Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.

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Funny story: Organ Stealing Towel Signals On Cruise Ships

Organ Stealing Towel Signals On Cruise Ships

AP-(Caribbean) Unusual reports of organ robbing and harvesting among American tourists have risen to uncanny numbers in the past few years among Caribbean bound cruise liners. Albert Haney, from the Fort Lauderdale/ Eastern Caribbean Simple American...

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Funny story: Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Evil mutant robot centipedes are taking over the country and it looks as if it's the end for mankind, or at least Britain.

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Funny story: Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Not only did NC State lose in the final round of the ACC Tournament, getting knocked off by the number 8th ranked North Carolina Tarheels, 89-80, but NC State's head coach Sidney Lowe upon returning to the hotel with his team was mistaken for a b...

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Funny story: FBI Caught Red-Handed In Crimes; AG Gonzales says: "Crime,Shmime!"

FBI Caught Red-Handed In Crimes; AG Gonzales says: "Crime,Shmime!"

The FBI has been caught with its tentacles in the wallets of US citizens in clear violation of the law and Attorney General Alberto "Consigliere" Gonzales says that these are not the kind of crimes he prosecutes.

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Funny story: George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

Ireland - (Rioters): Embarrassment at Ireland's top equestrian business The Coolmore Stud has reached epic proportions following the failure of last year's star three year old colt George Washington to produce more semen than a shagged-out gn...

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Funny story: Actor Fred Thompson To Join Presidential Race

Actor Fred Thompson To Join Presidential Race

Actor Fred Dalton Thompson, more famous recently as a member of the United States Senate and the District Attorney on the Law and Order television series, announced today that he will join the race for the Republican Presidential Nomination in 2008.

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Funny story: Threat to church phone masts that delay porn

Threat to church phone masts that delay porn

London - (Rotters): The Law Lords are to hear an appeal this week that says the Church of England's money-spinning idea of putting mobile phone masts on steeples contravenes the spirit of the Human Frights Act because of delayed gratification in...

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Funny story: Red Nose Day 2007 Under Threat

Red Nose Day 2007 Under Threat

Red Nose Day celebrations, scheduled for this Friday, 16th March 2007, could be under threat, due to complaints from people with big red noses.

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Funny story: Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Singer-turned-TV presenter Charlotte Church has had a major setback after visting her prenatal clinic last week, when it emerged that she was not 'with child', but 'with foal'.

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Funny story: Vegans Will Die Out Soon Due to Natural Selection

Vegans Will Die Out Soon Due to Natural Selection

Researchers analysing a fossilized toilet claim to have uncovered the first direct evidence that modern day vegans will die out through natural selection any time now. Let's face it, nature is red in tooth and claw, and just 7000 years ago, anyon...

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Funny story: John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

A huge black cloud of despondency hung over Stamford Bridge at the weekend, when it was announced that the grandfather of Chelsea captain John Terry had been found dead at home.

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Funny story: Purity Dances and Abstinence Balls Highlight of Just Say No Campaign

Purity Dances and Abstinence Balls Highlight of Just Say No Campaign

Fundamentalist Christians have begun a new movement to encourage young girls to wait until marriage before engaging in sexual contact. Called "abstinence balls" or "purity dances," these events end with the teenager signing a con...

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Funny story: Athletes With Big Ears Targeted for London Olympics

Athletes With Big Ears Targeted for London Olympics

Sir Gary Lineker has launched a campaign to find athletes with big ears to compete in the 2012 London Olympic Games, to be held only in London. Lineker, Minister for Sport Richard Caborn, and The Spoof began the &quo...

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Funny story: Compulsory Begging Lessons for British Kids

Compulsory Begging Lessons for British Kids

All children in UK schools must be taught how to beg in major European languages. The government believes language skills to be more important than sport, once seen as their way out in the spin leading up to 2012. By 2012,

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