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Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...

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Funny story: McClaren To Rely On Jews For Miracle

McClaren To Rely On Jews For Miracle

Steve McClaren, the beleaguered England manager, faces dismissal this morning after a night of shame in Russia that leaves his team needing a miracle to qualify for the Finals of the Euro 2008 championships.

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Funny story: Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Manila, Philippines - Fifteen-year-old, Iman Khalil, won her appeal to United Soccer Association (USA) allowing her to wear a headdress, which is her custom as a Muslim. Meanwhile an extremist Catholic group from the Philippines that formed a soccer...

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Funny story: England To Play On Glue In Moscow

England To Play On Glue In Moscow

The English soccer team are raging with the latest news that Russia, their opponents in the crucial Euro 2008 qualifier on Wednesday, have changed the surface of their pitch to glue in what many see as a clear case of psychological warfare and blatan...

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Funny story: Staunton admits lying to get job

Staunton admits lying to get job

Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen"Stan"Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international football.

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Funny story: FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

Spurs goalkeeper Paul Robinson has been named as FIFA World Player Of The Year, fighting off competition from Kaka, Messi and Ronaldo in the process, at a special gala in western Alabama.

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Funny story: Injury Scare For England

Injury Scare For England

England ace John 'Chocolate Orange' Terry has broken his hair days before the team's impending defeat to dog-eating rock growers Estonia. Claude LeRouge, the team's hair and make up physio, spotted Terry's split end injury during...

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Funny story: Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.

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Funny story: Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic have been forced by Uefa to play in red, white and blue, and sing all verses to God Save the Queen before every future Champion's League game following the disgraceful antics of AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida, who refused to join in goal c...

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Funny story: Mystery virus strikes Goalkeeper, fan suspected

Mystery virus strikes Goalkeeper, fan suspected

An extraordinary assassination attempt was made on the life of AC Milan goalkeeper Dida last night, as his side were beaten in the Champion's League.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United striker, has received a ten-match ban from dribbling, to take effect immediately, the FA has announced.

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Funny story: AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

Italian giants AC Milan have signed American TV personality Larry King from CNN in a swap deal with Brazilian superstar Kaka going the other way, The Spoof can report today.

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Funny story: German Bitches See Off Brazilian Belles

German Bitches See Off Brazilian Belles

The munters of Germany triumphed over the beauties from Brazil in the Womens World Cup in China yesterday, putting paid to hopes of an endless stream of raunchy photographs of the winners. Photographers from all around the world had gathered in Sh...

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Funny story: Drogba Signs For Fulham

Drogba Signs For Fulham

Didier Drogba, the unsettled Chelsea striker, has signed for London neighbours Fulham in a surprise deal on the eve of the Blues' fixture against the Craven Cottage side tomorrow.

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Funny story: John Terry To Be Disciplined By FA

John Terry To Be Disciplined By FA

John Terry, the Chelsea and England football captain, is to be disciplined by the Football Association for his part in the disgraceful scenes at Old Trafford last weekend, following the sending off of Mikel J...

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Funny story: Former Millwall & Arsenal Legend Peter Theo For Chelsea Top Job

Former Millwall & Arsenal Legend Peter Theo For Chelsea Top Job

Greece, Hellenic Republic, September 26, 2007 -- Unconfirmed rumors have Peter Theo on the list of candidates to take over the reigns at Chelsea FC after the sudden departure of Jose Mourinho.

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Funny story: Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.

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