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Funny story: Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.

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Funny story: Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool and Arsenal played out a dull 1-1 draw in their Champions' League Quarter Final first leg last night, with the Merseyside club playing in black to honour former EastEnders star and Runaround host Frank Butcher, who was one of their biggest...

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Funny story: Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney given new words to use for dissent

Wayne Rooney given new words to use for dissent

Footballers are feeling the pressure following the Football Association's recent campaign against dissent towards referees and the dismissal of Mascherano during the Manchester United game on Sunday. However, many believe that being prevented fro...

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Funny story: Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

St Andrews, the spiritual Home of Golf, was last night raided by City of London police, in an ongoing investigation into "corruption in golf".

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Funny story: Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...

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Funny story: Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.

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Funny story: Convert Fights Unclean Balls

Convert Fights Unclean Balls

It has been reported in the Iranian Independent (15th May 2007) that Mohammed Azeri (formally Frank Shuttleworth, now converted) has refused to bowl for Yorkshire's 'Wharfdale 2nd 11' as the leather that covers cricket balls cannot be guaranteed to h...

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Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Funny story: Sweet FA

Sweet FA

When the name 'Brian Barwick' comes to mind, we presume that 'he' is a perfectly normal human being. Not any more.

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Funny story: Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Following an amazing series of results, the FA Cup semi-finals were due to be contested by three lower league clubs and Premiership side Portsmouth.

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Funny story: Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

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Funny story: FA Cup To Be Seeded Next Season

FA Cup To Be Seeded Next Season

The FA Cup, the world's most exciting football competition, is to be seeded next season in a bid to avoid the embarrassing situation that organisers have found themselves in this year, with only minnows

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Funny story: Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

After his dismal series of results as manager, Newcastle United directors are set to nail Kevin Keegan to the goal at the Gallowgate end of St James Park in the hope this will resurrect their season.

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Funny story: Everton Women Stun Gunners In Cup

Everton Women Stun Gunners In Cup

There was delight on Merseyside last night when Everton produced a stunning performance to overcome Arsenal in the Women's Premier League Cup, ending the Gunners' 58-game unbeaten streak in t...

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Funny story: Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Championship side Sheffield United and their Premier League counterparts Middlesbrough are to be the first two teams to be prosecuted by the Football Association under the controversial 2008 Cruelty To Footba...

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