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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Be President

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Be President

1. He's black. I wouldn't be writing this if he were white. 2. He doesn't have an underage pregnant daughter. Obama's narrative would improve if his underage pregnant daughter hoped to marry the white kid whose bio reads: "I'm a f**kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, sho...

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Funny story: Obama Announces Foreign Policy

Obama Announces Foreign Policy

Here are some of the comments made by Barack Obama during the first presidential debate. "We've desperately got to give a human face to U.S. imperialism. If the rest of the world doesn't like us going around raping, pillaging, and plundering smaller countries, that's a real serious problem. "Supporting ruthless despots and tyrants is our God-given right. Moreover, it's the life's blood of ou...

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Funny story: Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...

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Funny story: Congress Plans $700 Billion Bake Sale

Congress Plans $700 Billion Bake Sale

Washington DC-- Congress was faced with the biggest challenge in generations over the weekend and decided to look away at the last minute. No one wanted to write a check for $700 billion! After a weekend of threats and tears, House Speaker Nancy Pel...

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Funny story: Polls Show Obama's Lack of Financial Experience Beats McCain's Lack of Financial Experience

Polls Show Obama's Lack of Financial Experience Beats McCain's Lack of Financial Experience

In the midst of the recent problems on Wall Street, Barack Obama has experienced a surge in the polls. America, it seems, feels more comfortable with Obama than John Mccain when it comes to handling a financial crisis. "I definitely will be vot...

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Funny story: Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Chicago/Sun Times - Responding to constituents' cries for cash to get through the week, the Presidential Candidate pledged relief by announcing a new chain of pawn shops will open in Major cities in the US backed by a coalition of Democratic Mayors...

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Funny story: Obama Requests Congress to Approve Cabinet Prior to Election!

Obama Requests Congress to Approve Cabinet Prior to Election!

Chicago/ Somewhere in a Back Room - Saying he wanted to get a head start on his administration, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama demanded that the Democratic Congress approve his Cabinet Appointments before the January Coronation. "Let's just s...

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Funny story: Democrats Caved In on Everything They've Ever Believed In

Democrats Caved In on Everything They've Ever Believed In

In breaking news today, House Democrats caved in on everything they've ever believed in. House majority leader Steny Hoyer was quoted as saying, "It's important to cave in on everything we believe in firmly, and resolutely so as to move the count...

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Funny story: Reclusive billionaire plasters London Underground with spoof Obama teaser ads

Reclusive billionaire plasters London Underground with spoof Obama teaser ads

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A reclusive UK billionaire has spent an estimated $10 million on a spoof Obama advertising campaign on London Underground. It features the future US President, upcoming UK Prime Monster David Cameron and the CER...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Have Brazilian Wax Live On Air

Sarah Palin To Have Brazilian Wax Live On Air

Republican Party potential VP candidate Sarah Palin did it again in the glare of the cameras today when she announced to the world that she is to have a Brazilian Wax. The Alaskan governor knows how to milk the media, and this latest stunt is sure...

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Funny story: Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...

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Funny story: Bon Jovi, Bowie, Beck, Bananarama and B.B. King Stump for Barack Obama

Bon Jovi, Bowie, Beck, Bananarama and B.B. King Stump for Barack Obama

Boston - Bolstering his beleaguered campaign bankroll, Barack Obama's brain trust blueprints plans for a Blues/Rock fundraiser. Bound for Boston, a bountiful bevy of British and U.S. bands are booked and for the two-day jamboree. Boosters will b...

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Funny story: Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

In swift response to President Bush's cancellation of the November elections, the Democratic National Committee made this stunning announcement just moments ago. DNC Chairwoman Pardy Hack addressed the nation with the amazing news that the Democrats...

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Funny story: League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

The impartial League of Women Voters has been in discussion with both the GOP and Dem campaign managers and for the first time is making a political statement. "We at The League of Women Voters are intervening in this divisive Presidential campaign i...

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Funny story: Barack Obama's Sexy Diary Turns Up Under Podium

Barack Obama's Sexy Diary Turns Up Under Podium

It was all over the blogosphere today that Barack Obama's Diary turned up when a high school janitor was moving a podium recently. He sold the diary for an undisclosed sum to a mysterious chain smoking man in a gray trench coat. The janitor who...

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Funny story: Obama Accepts Ahmadinejad's Offer to join Debate Team Against McCain/Palin!

Obama Accepts Ahmadinejad's Offer to join Debate Team Against McCain/Palin!

NY/NY Daily Worker - Barack Obama graciously accepted the Iranian's offer to join in the Presidential Debate process, and announced Ahmadinejad would be joining his team taking on Sen. McCain and Governor Palin in the upcoming debates. "I talked...

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Funny story: European & Al Queda Polls Favour Obama as Next US President: Both Seek a "Weaker" United States

European & Al Queda Polls Favour Obama as Next US President: Both Seek a "Weaker" United States

(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...

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