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Funny story: Brooke Shields has a new career

Brooke Shields has a new career

Brooke Shields, despite Tom's chastising, begging, pleading and threats, has embarked on a new career - Postnatal depression psychology.

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Funny story: BBC In A Spin Over Axeing Of Latest Children's Show...Before It's Even Been Aired!!

BBC In A Spin Over Axeing Of Latest Children's Show...Before It's Even Been Aired!!

The BBC has today pulled the plug on what it had hoped was going to be the saviour of kiddies TV, following a severe rap on the knuckles from TV watchdog OFCOM.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...

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Funny story: "TweenThe Cheeks" Launches New Revolutionary Swimwear Line!

"TweenThe Cheeks" Launches New Revolutionary Swimwear Line!

"TweenTheCheeks" swim suit manufacturer and originator of the thong will be pushing the envelope between the butt cheeks this summer with the personalized butt plug. Hot mama's across the planet's beaches will be displaying the face...

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Funny story: Chris "The Beheader" Simon Traded to London Tower Hockey Association

Chris "The Beheader" Simon Traded to London Tower Hockey Association

In an unprecedented international trade, National Hockey League Long Islanders Chris "The Beheader" Simon has been traded to the British Islanders of the London Tower Hockey Association. Simon's twenty-five game suspension will be cance...

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Funny story: Mental Disorders in Administration and Troops Parallel!

Mental Disorders in Administration and Troops Parallel!

Bush-Blair, the whacky twins of the Baghdad Sandbag, have each independently been diagnosed with "psycho-social or behavioral disorders" In a bizarre coincidence, 25% of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi war veterans have had psychiatrists...

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Funny story: Delta Iota Zeta Zeta Banned from DePauw Campus!

Delta Iota Zeta Zeta Banned from DePauw Campus!

Sorority Delta Iota Zeta Zeta (DIZZ) has been expelled from Depauw University greek system for its latest banning of overweight and "inconveniently intelligent" members.

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Funny story: New 2 Year Twitch Discovered By Anti-Social Scientists (ASS)

New 2 Year Twitch Discovered By Anti-Social Scientists (ASS)

Anti-Social Scientists (ASS) Inc. have discovered that marriage loses its "Happiness-Boost" in only two years! In direct contradiction of countless studies by Pro-Social Scientists (PSS) which have claimed for years the incontrovertible evi...

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Funny story: White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

WASHINGTON D.C. -- In the context of the recent uproar over remarks by Marine Gen. Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, about gays in the military, the White House reaffirmed its support for the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...

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Funny story: Cheney: You Are Hurting Troops!

Cheney: You Are Hurting Troops!

Your The Spoof reporter was at a press conference called to react to VP Cheney's attack on Democratic fund-cuttin proposals to begin an end to the war. After Hillary, Obama and sundry other politicos spoke a new and refreshing voice made the foll...

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Funny story: Actor Jeni Regets Suicide; Requests Forgiveness

Actor Jeni Regets Suicide; Requests Forgiveness

HOLLYWOOD -- In a recent interview, comedian Richard Jeni is sad that he had to resort in taking his own life, and would like to see that we would forgive him for his rash actions. He said he was just dying for an interview, and that no one was gett...

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Funny story: Bush Decides to Lead Guatemalan Army

Bush Decides to Lead Guatemalan Army

Generalissimo Jorge Doubleooo Bush announced his resignation from his sometime role as El Presidente Decidero de los Estados Unidos.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.

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Funny story: Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.

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Funny story: Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal

Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal

Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain wi...

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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

An Australian court last night sensationally charged 'Rocky' star, Sylvester Stallone, with taking performance enhancing drugs.

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Funny story: London Olympics is Too Close to London - Londoners Complain

London Olympics is Too Close to London - Londoners Complain

A London protest group calling itself London Olympics Somewhere Else (LOSE) has staged a demonstration outside the London Headquarters of the London Olympics Delivery Authority (LODA) in Canary Wharf, east London. LODA is the public...

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