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Funny story: New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Funny story: Jose Morinho 'Baghs' Iraq Manager Job

Jose Morinho 'Baghs' Iraq Manager Job

Leather faced grumblestiltskin Jose Mourinho denies rumours he may take over the sacrificial lamb/temping post of England manager but has thrown his name into the bullet riddled hat to be the next president and manager of struggling third world divis...

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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...

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Funny story: England drop Beckham and Bentley

England drop Beckham and Bentley

England boss Steve McLaren has dropped ball bender Beckham from the squad for the England qualifier against football giants Croatia this evening. In a statement McLaren revealed; "Beckham simply couldn't be selected, as when making the shirt...

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Funny story: Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...

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Funny story: Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren, the England coach under pressure last week, is today being described as "the best England manager ever in the history of England managers" after his team came through the weekend un...

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Funny story: Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Roman Abramovich, ex-KGB oligarch and 74th most evil man on the planet, has left Chelsea in a rage, manager Avram Grant citing the billionaires reasons to be, in the Russian's own words as a disagreement with "that w****r John Cherry and an...

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Funny story: England Manager's Barnet Exhibits Uncertainty Principle

England Manager's Barnet Exhibits Uncertainty Principle

During a staggeringly bland and platitudinous post match interview this weekend following England's friendly against Lichtenstein reserves, the frontal area of England supremo Sven Goran McLaren's hair appeared to fade in and out of viewer...

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Funny story: The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

Anton Ferdinand, the West Ham United defender, and younger brother of ugly Manchester United star Rio Ferdinand, attacked a rival player leaving him deaf in one ear when a football night out went sideways, it has been claimed. The incident happene...

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Funny story: Bulletproof Vests Go On Sale In Old Trafford Clubshop

Bulletproof Vests Go On Sale In Old Trafford Clubshop

Bulletproof vests and other essential lifesaving body protection equipment has gone on sale at the Old Trafford clubshop ahead of the FC Roma-Manchester United Champions League clash at the Stadio Olympico on December 1st. The move by the unscrupu...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger, the semi-sighted manager of Arsenal has today become embroiled in fresh controversy, this time regarding his real identity and nationality.

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Funny story: Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Another "Little Lad"

Manchester United Sign Another "Little Lad"

Manchester United have announced this morning that they have signed another youngster to add to their growing ranks of "little lads".

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Funny story: England Awarded World Cup

England Awarded World Cup

The Football Association has this morning announced the best possible news for English football supporters when, in a statement on its website, it said that, to commemorate the great World Cup triumph of 1966, Englan...

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers a certainty for relegation

Bolton Wanderers a certainty for relegation

Championship season tickets have gone on sale today at Bolton Wanderers, after the appointment of Gary Megson at the Reebok Stadium has increased the prospect of playing lower league football next season dramatically.

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Funny story: John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...

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