Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United
Liverpool have announced that they have made a huge salary cut from the wages of John Arne Riise, on the basis that the scary-looking, blond Norwegian is only able to kick with his left foot.
John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss
Rome - (Balls-Up Mess): "It's a real man's game," ex-Juventus MD Luciano Moggi said today, "not like golf where rampant homosexuality is thrust at you, like it or not.
England boss Fabio Capello last night stepped up his plan to talk several former England favourites out of retirement.
Cardiff City FC have been thrown another life line to play in EUFA Cup next season, official sources have confirmed.
"Scottish Referees are to undergo jabs of sodium penothane before games, and at half-time. This should hopefully eradicate the myth that the SFA, Masonic Lodges and the Old Bhoys network collaborated to favour the Old Firm", a FIFA spokespe...
He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...
(New York) While watching Saturday's Arsenal/Liverpool match on FSC at his friend's apartment, soccer fan Dan Milne wowed everyone gathered with anecdotes about his first season in junior league soccer.
Police have been left in a state of dildo confusion after arresting Birmingham City Football Club co-owner David Sullivan and the club's minging director Karen Brady.
The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.
Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.
As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer's inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who pl...
Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...
Kevin Keegan, one of the most charismatic of soccer managers, has sensationally resigned from Newcastle United, the English Premier League club he has served for just over three month's.
Manager Arsene Wenger was in defiant mood as his Arsenal team appeared to be thrashed 4-0 at The Theatre of Dreams yesterday.
When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 48, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.
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