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Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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Funny story: Newton Theory of Gravity Actually Conceived in Brothel

Newton Theory of Gravity Actually Conceived in Brothel

The recent unearthing of Sir Isaac Newton's private journal has cast doubt on the origins of his ground-breaking laws of universal gravitation. While popular myth describes the great innovator and father of modern science coming up with the theor...

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Funny story: Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.

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Funny story: Poll of UK Men Finds Protruding Collarbone to Be The Sexiest of Naughty Bits!

Poll of UK Men Finds Protruding Collarbone to Be The Sexiest of Naughty Bits!

The Guardian Angel News Service and Surveyors Esq have released a poll of 10,000 British men (some say that is the total true male population) concerning the female body parts that get their willie wonking.

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Funny story: Viacom Sues Red Hot Chili Peppers

Viacom Sues Red Hot Chili Peppers

Los Angeles CA. Viacom filed suit against WEA and the Chili Peppers today in a Hollywood Superior Court, The suit alleges WEA and The Chili Peppers are in direct violation of certain, "copyrighted," materials.

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Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses to Sinking The Maine!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses to Sinking The Maine!

After years of imprisonment and torture at the hands of the CIA Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to an incredible list of crimes, least of which is the sinking of the Maine in Havana harbor in 1898.

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Funny story: Bush Finally Admits Iraq In Civil War

Bush Finally Admits Iraq In Civil War

In a news conference in Guatemala, President George W. Bush finally admitted that Iraq is in a state of civil war. "See," he said, "a civil war is when one part of a country is fighting against another part of the country and some of...

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Funny story: Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Dick Cheney, in a speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, lashed out at Democrats, accusing them of supporting U.S. troops in word but not in action. Cheney said, "anyone can say they support t...

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Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Funny story: Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: Global Warming - Planet Will Become Too Hot To Walk On

Global Warming - Planet Will Become Too Hot To Walk On

Scientists studying the effects of so-called Global Warming have said that the Earth may become so hot, that it will be impossible to stand on its surface in bare feet.

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Funny story: Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

As an American, I was proud that we had produced the worlds greatest singer and actress.

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Funny story: Fame Academy Shaun's Secret Success Secret Revealed

Fame Academy Shaun's Secret Success Secret Revealed

Viewers of BBC1's Comic Relief Does Fame Academy have been stunned by the high standard of performances given by some of the celebrity participants on the show, but the singing prowess of one of the contenders should come as no s...

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Funny story: Globe Warming More Quickly Than Climate Changing

Globe Warming More Quickly Than Climate Changing

An new environmental report contains a warning that new research has shown a hitherto unforeseen phenomenon could have a devastating effect on all of our lives.

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Funny story: Rock Superstar Zodiac Dies

Rock Superstar Zodiac Dies

The rock singer and accordionist Xerxes P Zodiac, of the 1970s supergroup 'Xerxes And The Xylophones', has died aged 103 after a long illness and a short haircut.

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Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.

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