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Funny story: "The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

"The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

In order to improve the club's fortunes this season, Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley has suggested that the 1994 film "The Shawshank Redemption" might be the ideal choice to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked this week.

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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Expensive new coach of the England football team, Fabio Capello, has stunned all in the football world by announcing that all members of the English squad will be required to learn Italian.

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Funny story: Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.

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Funny story: Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...

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Funny story: Footballer Cries Rape

Footballer Cries Rape

A 19 year old Manchester United player has made allegations of sexual harassment after a Christmas shindig that went wrong.

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...

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Funny story: Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

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Funny story: Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

Final Score Football Results To Be Read By Women

The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.

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Funny story: Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...

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Funny story: American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- English football hero David Beckham is getting cheers from America and jeers from England today as he announced that he will play the next world cup for America. Since his move to North American Soccer, there has been a t...

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Funny story: Nobody Wants England Job

Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.

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Funny story: 'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

The 'Feelbad Factor' felt all over the country since the failure of the England football team to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals, is set to permeate through to every last facet of English life, says an expert.

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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