In a move that even took Nelson Mandela by surprise, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe this morning announced plans to mentor X-Factor doubtfuls Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel. Apparently Mugabe is well pissed off by the way Gamu has been badmouthi...
It is reported that the judges on tonight's X - Factor, the continuing saga of how to bury a story with a nasty smell, were full of praise for a group of young ladies calling themselves, "Belle Amie." Did they see and hear the same performance as...
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...
The dark tragedy of Katie Waissel's past is about to be revealed and its a real shocker. Friends are so worried about what the revelations will do to Katie, that they have even offered journalists money to withhold their information. But here, at S...
Insiders informed us this morning that Ashley Cole has vehemently denied sending his ex-wife Cheryl death threats on the interweb dot net over her decision to overlook Gamu Nhengu on the X-Factor in favour of frail and vulnerable Cher Lloyd, and blue...
Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - was today hiding behind a skip at her Hertfordshire mansion after supposedly receiving electronic death threats from disgruntled X-Factor fans. Cheryl has been lambasted over the last few days and accused of...
UK betmakers have proven how clever they really are this weekend, having taken bets already about who's going to win the X-Factor. Having seen the Final 12, betmakers across the UK have started taking bets on who's going to win. Many are backing X...
Controversy continues to dog Simon Cowell's X-Factor show as rumours surfaced today that a wild card slot will be awarded to alleged Wakefield prostitute Chloe Mafia, once again leaving the people's choice, Gamu Nhengu out in the cold. A friend of...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...
From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
Knowing your subject and "answering the question" will no longer be enough to get you a degree from UK universities. In stead, an ability to break down in tears and forget what you're supposed to be doing will be the chief criteria for getting a f...
National treasure Cheryl Cole is set to add a new string to her bow: professional footballer. The singer, fashion icon, hair product advertiser and X Factor judge has been singled out by top talent scout Reg Lasagne who reckons she could cut it in...
It seems that Pixie Lott can do no wrong these days, from pop star, to X-Factor guest judge, to fashion icon, and like as not she gives not a jot. Her most recent public outing was at the launch of her new fashion range 'Tipsy' for 'House Of Tazer...
As Cheryl Cole moves quietly into pole position as the X-Factor judge favourite to complete a hat-trick of series victories, sources inform Skoob Entertainment News that Cheryl is 'dead keen' on Malvern teen-starlet, and Cheryl look a little likey Ch...
Skoob Entertainment News today received an alarming communique from a mole who claimed to have access to what he described as a modern day 'Hellfire Club.' Our informant revealed that 'SpitRoastCherryPoppers' is allegedly a secret society of sexua...
Persistent rumours circulating around BBC Television Centre appear to suggest that the media juggernaut has approached failed X-Factor boot camp wannabe, Chloe Mafia - offering her a job reading the early evening edition of The News on BBC1 Analys...
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