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Funny story: Bush announces "War on reading"

Bush announces "War on reading"

Washington DC- President George W Bush today proudly announced his administrations new vote winning inititive that is sure to rival the already popular "War on terror".

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Funny story: IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

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Funny story: 911 conspiracy nut tells all!

911 conspiracy nut tells all!

Crawford- Ever since the charred rubble remains of that fateful day were removed, and the valuable steel sold to China, people have looked to the steadfastly determined US government to make sense of the confusion and fear that surrounds the most imp...

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Funny story: Hitler's Ladyboys!

Hitler's Ladyboys!

Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...

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Funny story: French WW2 soldier found in forest

French WW2 soldier found in forest

Paris - The inhabitants of the quiet little village of Trou de Dieux, nestled in the luxuriant forests of the sprawling Ardennes, probably thought they would never again return to the heady glare of the worlds media spotlight. A place they once brief...

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Funny story: Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...

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Funny story: Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.

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Funny story: Gates Accuses Anti-War Congress of "Emboldening Enemy"

Gates Accuses Anti-War Congress of "Emboldening Enemy"

Sec'y of Defense Gates accused the Anti-War resolution in the Congress of undercutting the US commanders and emboldening the enemy.Our reporters on the ground in Iraq found much supporting evidence for Gates' claim. Last week Vulfie Blitzkrei...

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Funny story: Thousands Protest War in Washington March

Thousands Protest War in Washington March

An unnumbered group of people estimated at over 50,000 marched on Washington to protest the war in Iraq and attempt to force the government to bring the soldiers home. This was the largest anti-war march in Washington since the anti-Vietnam marches...

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Funny story: Hawaii Secedes from USA, Declares War

Hawaii Secedes from USA, Declares War

In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, the American state of Hawaii has officially withdrawn it's membership from the United States.

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Funny story: USA Declares War on Itself

USA Declares War on Itself

President George Bush has made a shock declaration of war against the United States of America.

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Funny story: US Binge - UK Purge

US Binge - UK Purge

Welcome to war as bulimia! As the US announced this week an upcoming surge of thousands of American troops into Iraq, our closest ally, England has decided to withdraw more troops. Initially some saw this as a ridiculous contradiction, however, our r...

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Funny story: US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.

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Funny story: Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

At a gala event in Singapore last night, Afghanistan was chosen to host the next world war, expected to start in 2008. They beat off strong competition from Belgium, Israel and Pakistan to emerge victorious with the catchy slogan "War: Its What...

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Funny story: Army Sergeants Sick of Training "The Enemy"

Army Sergeants Sick of Training "The Enemy"

Army sergeants at Fort Hood Texas said that they were dismayed that they may be training the next Bonnie and Clyde, or mafia member. This came after the arrests today of several former members of the elite Army Ranger unit for robbing a bank in Tacom...

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Funny story: Troops stage walk out in disgust

Troops stage walk out in disgust

Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no sniping to report and it appears without opposition there is little resis...

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Funny story: Bush Restarts Vietnam War

Bush Restarts Vietnam War

President Bush according to White House officials "lost his marbles" after the Iraq Study Group basically called the president a knuckle head. Bush, pen in hand, globe by his side told his aide to "Find that Viet Country" on the r...

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