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Funny story: Feds report marijuana may cause depression or it might not

Feds report marijuana may cause depression or it might not

Tight-ass government officials announced today that teenagers who smoke marijuana will become depressed or were depressed before they smoked marijuana or might get depressed if they don't smoke marijuana or something, according to a White House r...

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Funny story: It is not what you do, says IT Girl

It is not what you do, says IT Girl

Tamara Beckington Forsythe Saga Smyth has said that the key to her success is quite simple. It is being born into a rich family, who give you everything you need, and then if you need more, you go out on National TV and tell people how lucky you are,...

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Funny story: Camel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus

Camel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus got the shock of her life after coming face to face with a massive hairy camel toe. The teen starlet narrowly escaped being trod upon by the angry dromedary whilst visiting a refuge fo...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Claims Mickey Mouse is Stalking Her!

Miley Cyrus Claims Mickey Mouse is Stalking Her!

LAX - As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough problems, recent news now comes that she is being stalked by Mickey Mouse. "Its' just sooo creepy to see his shadows around a corner!Its like DUH! Do you think I can't tell who you are?!! Yo...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Brother: I've Seen Her Naked Lots of Times!

Miley Cyrus' Brother: I've Seen Her Naked Lots of Times!

LAX - Miley Cyrus' brother, who calls himself Dan, were in the next room at a Hoe-Down the other night. Dan says Miley doesn't have that much to be proud of (physically) and she has definitely met her match when his recent photo-shoot for Peo...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.

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Funny story: Man refuses to leave his Mothers Womb

Man refuses to leave his Mothers Womb

35 year old Barry Jennings, from Manchester, England has refused to come out of his mothers womb despite repeated attempts by family, friends, neighbors and medical professionals.

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Funny story: Cherie Blair to sell more secrets

Cherie Blair to sell more secrets

"I know where Shergar is and I know what happened to Lord Lucan. How much?" she asked our reporter.

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Funny story: Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Officials in Burma commenting on the country's current constitutional referendum being held today, have said that turnout figures have been "exceedingly low".

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Funny story: Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

(Washington, D.C.) On CNN's "Situation Room", in his first interview after a major victory over Senator Hillary Clinton in the North Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama has begun what many political analysts have cal...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.

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Funny story: Report published linking country music to suicide

Report published linking country music to suicide

Two Armenian sociologists, unable to get a job in their local kebab store in Luton, have published a report on the effect of country music on suicide. This is the the first time that something we all know and fear, namely a Dolly Parton, John Denver...

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Funny story: Austrian Josef Fritzl to be new Rovers Return cellar man

Austrian Josef Fritzl to be new Rovers Return cellar man

With a fall in the ratings at the hands of EastEnders on the cards, Coronation Street has pulled a fast one by engaging the services of Austrian Josef Fritzl as new cellar man at the Rover's Return.

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Funny story: Klingon Overtakes All Religions

Klingon Overtakes All Religions

The Klingon Language Version of the World English Bible has now been on the best selling book list not only on Amazon, but also in PoundStretcher stores nationwide for the past three years.

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Funny story: Road pricing to become law

Road pricing to become law

Under a new initiative drawn up by a hapless Chancellor, and in keeping with quick government action when fleecing the public directly themselves, road pricing takes effect from 1 June this year.

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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

In a surprise move, Uma Thurman has married a 37-year-old man recently found guilty of stalking her.

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