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Funny story: Tiger Woods 'playing pocket billiards in the dark'

Tiger Woods 'playing pocket billiards in the dark'

Orlando, Fla - (Fore! Play) Fallen golfing giant Tiger Woods has taken up playing pocket billiards according to neighbors who saw him fumbling around in the dark. The 33 year-old champion putter is said to have tossed aside any idea of a golfing c...

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Funny story: Jamie Jungers Sells Nude Photos of Tiger Woods To PlayChick Magazine

Jamie Jungers Sells Nude Photos of Tiger Woods To PlayChick Magazine

BOSTON - The editor-in-chief of one of the nation's most widely read (and viewed) publications PlayChick has confirmed that her magazine has in fact purchased nude photos of Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods. Tassie Bungalow, PlayChick editor-in-chief st...

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Funny story: Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'

Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'

Orlando, Fla - (Bonkers): Golf legend Tiger Woods is counter-suing wife Elin in a divorce petition accusing her of tarnishing his reputation. "Ain't a ho alive would've treated my client so shabbily," attorney-at-law Randy F Buckskin commented tod...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama: Tiger Did Not Twitter Me!

Michelle Obama: Tiger Did Not Twitter Me!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today in an emergency press conference, that the first lady emphatically denied being Twittered by International Lover and Golf Icon Tiger Woods. Gibbs read a statement from the first lady to a group of stu...

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Funny story: Is 'orgasmic handshake' hypnotherapist behind Tiger Woods' philandering?

Is 'orgasmic handshake' hypnotherapist behind Tiger Woods' philandering?

Orlando, Fla - (Putters): TV hypnotist Tom Silver distanced himself today from reports that he taught Tiger Woods stage tricks that mesmerise women into thinking they have had an orgasm when they shake a man's hand. The move follows claims by seve...

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Funny story: 'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

Just in time for Christmas, twelve of Tiger Woods' mistresses rolled out a calendar which features one of them 'in the buff' for each month in 2010. 'Too bad the year doesn't have 14 months', said Mark Reacher, vice president of XXX-Rated Calendar...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Spotted

Tiger Woods Spotted

The latest alleged Tiger girl, Theresa Rogers, has reported that Tiger Woods is spotted. 'He has spots all over his groin area', she claims. Elin Nordegren has decided that enough is enough and has filed for divorce from the golf star. 'It was...

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Funny story: Elin Woods Hits Tiger...With Divorce Papers!

Elin Woods Hits Tiger...With Divorce Papers!

ORLANDO - In a move that most everyone figured would finally happen, Elin Nordegren Woods has filed for a divorce from her philandering husband of five years Eldrick Tont Woods. The ex-Swedish model has told her attorney Reinhold Valterssen that s...

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Funny story: Nuns dial police emergency - Tiger Woods seen fleeing convent

Nuns dial police emergency - Tiger Woods seen fleeing convent

Early last evening, nuns at the Our Lady of Dismal Perpetuality convent dialed police emergency when they heard the sounds of a break-in. 'We heard glass breaking, and then hoarse, heavy breathing', said Sister Mary George. 'We were all in our be...

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Funny story: Nordegren reveals: 'Tiger is not the real father of my children'

Nordegren reveals: 'Tiger is not the real father of my children'

In an exclusive interview with the Swedish newspaper Norrsskvigg Daggbladdet, Elin Nordegren has revealed that her husband, famed golfer Tiger Woods, is not the father of her children. Nordegren married Woods on October 5, 2004, in a wedding cerem...

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Funny story: Elin Woods' Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

Elin Woods' Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

As if things weren't bad enough for golf's former King of Swat, reports are now leaking out from the divorce camp of Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, that grounds for divorce will claim his skills are diminishing due to his inability to recover from 'a bad l...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Played Slap & Tickle With Tiger

Jessica Simpson Played Slap & Tickle With Tiger

Los Angeles,CA Jessica Simpson has lashed out at the media for suggesting she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Instead, she has stated that she was in Orlando recently and was caught by a zookeeper playing slap and tickle with a baby tiger. Simpson...

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Funny story: Tiger hired private eyes to test if Elin was snooping on his extramarital marauding

Tiger hired private eyes to test if Elin was snooping on his extramarital marauding

Orlando, Fla - (Rotters): The champion athlete became so paranoid that his wife had been secretly watching him that he spent $500,000 tailing Elin's imaginary dicks it emerged today. He even paid for covert DNA testing of his children after becomi...

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Funny story: Horns of a dilemma amid Elin Woods 'hiding pregnancy from Tiger' reports

Horns of a dilemma amid Elin Woods 'hiding pregnancy from Tiger' reports

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "No wonder Elin's hired a divorce lawyer who's name means cliché," a celebwatch magazine LA FaghHagSlagMag editorial commented today. The publication says Elin Woods has just instructed awesome California attorney Sorrel...

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Funny story: Elin Woods Takes A #3 Iron and Destroys Tiger's Entire Bobblehead Doll Collection

Elin Woods Takes A #3 Iron and Destroys Tiger's Entire Bobblehead Doll Collection

ORLANDO - The maid who has worked for Mr. and Mrs. Tiger Woods for four years, Paprika LaTibia Madison has said that late Thanksgiving Day she heard a loud commotion in the Woods master bedroom. As she was standing by the door, it suddenly flew op...

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Funny story: Tiger Announces He Is Abdicating His PGA Throne :"For the Woman I Love!"

Tiger Announces He Is Abdicating His PGA Throne :"For the Woman I Love!"

The King of Pop for the PGA, Tiger Woods, announced today he was abdicating his throne as the world's best golfer and most popular human being after being shown polls that his popularity had sunk further than that of Adolph Hitler in 1945. In a te...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Receives Two Awards: Top Athlete of The Decade and Top Stud of The Century

Tiger Woods Receives Two Awards: Top Athlete of The Decade and Top Stud of The Century

SAN FRANCISCO - Tigers Woods was in town at The Bull Palace Convention Center to receive the coveted "Athlete of The Decade Award." He told the assembled crowd that he was thrilled and honored to receive such a prestigious award. He said that he w...

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