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Funny story: Marriage Terrorist for Hire

Marriage Terrorist for Hire

A New York mother who had engaged in terrorist like activity in an attempt to break up her son's impending nuptials, has announced that she will be turning pro next month. Real estate developer and overbearing mom, Lia Joseph, had done her level b...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

The campaign of erstwhile GOP presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, ran into an unexpected snag, Friday, when she was refused entry, on a flight from Baltimore to Pittsburg. "I don't get what the big deal is," said Palin, a lifetime member of the N...

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Funny story: British airspace lockdown 'thwarts another pants bomber'

British airspace lockdown 'thwarts another pants bomber'

London - (Lava Palaver): Pals of Christmas Day pants bomber Omar Farouk Abdel-Muttalab are livid. Their SqueezyJet no-frills charter flight ploy to test-drive new surgical implant explosives has boobed. Thanks to some blasted volcanic eruption...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Destroy The Original Home of The Dallas Cowboys - Texas Stadium

Al Qaeda Operatives Destroy The Original Home of The Dallas Cowboys - Texas Stadium

IRVING - Jerry Jones decided that it would be a whole heck of a lot cheaper to pay Al Qaeda operatives to destroy the outdated Texas Stadium, which was built in 1971, than to pay an American demolition firm to do the job. Jones said that he made h...

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Funny story: Solipsistic Obama Denies Existence Of Islamic Terrorism

Solipsistic Obama Denies Existence Of Islamic Terrorism

Having examined his "inner self" and finding nothing, it begs the question; is Barack Obama real or merely a meaningless dot in the shifting sands of nihilistic solipsism? Understandably, most of us have not examined ourselves in this way because...

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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital shut as Tsar Bomba nuclear device found in plant room

Royal Freak Hospital shut as Tsar Bomba nuclear device found in plant room

London - (Meltdown): The atomic device is believed to have been hardwired into the North London hospital's foundations circa 1974 by KGB bastards squatting in Michael Foot's potting shed. The 5 megaton AN602 hydrogen bomb - nicknamed the Tsar Bomb...

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Funny story: California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

Negro Johnson the, "hero" of the situation says, "It was nothing, I knew that guy was up to something and plus theres a really hot chick and I want to score!" Abbudin Yaqoot Saquala, a 46 year old male from Islamabad, Pakistan was caught trying t...

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Funny story: Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM

Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM

Basil Brush the furry little fox who works for the BBC was sensationally arrested this morning at Heathrow Airport. Basil was on his way to Ireland to participate in the annual Leprechaun Hunt in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland, but his p...

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Funny story: Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Jihadi, the simian expatriot from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra, who was captured while attempting to board a flight from Honolulu to LAX a couple of weeks ago, is now a detainee in the GITMO facility constructed to incarcerate Muslim terrori...

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Funny story: US accedes to India request - declares Pakistan a 'terrorist state'

US accedes to India request - declares Pakistan a 'terrorist state'

WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...

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Funny story: Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...

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Funny story: Super Spoofer, Earl Grey, dives for cover as terrorists attack Moscow!

Super Spoofer, Earl Grey, dives for cover as terrorists attack Moscow!

The Spoof's main man in Moscow, fine English gentleman, distant relative of Kim Philby (but not Gay) and loves a cuppa, Earl Grey, had to dive for cover in Moscow after terrorists attempted to blow the decrepid underground into oblivion today. Sui...

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Funny story: Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected

Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected

Moscow - (Booby Traps): Mossad's Dubai hit squad is suspected of being behind the specialist Thought Police brainwashing division that trained today's Moscow Metro terror attackers. Two heavily burkhaed 'Jihad Janes' were caught on CCTV seconds be...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Kidnapped and Decapitated by Al Qaeda: Six Weeks Ago! Obama sends Republican Delegation to Negotiate.

Hillary Clinton Kidnapped and Decapitated by Al Qaeda: Six Weeks Ago! Obama sends Republican Delegation to Negotiate.

Baffling news emerged today in the apparent kidnap and decapitation of Hillary Clinton while she visited Pakistan on a peace keeping mission. How Al Qaeda, the notorious terrorist group, was able to get access to her is sketchy but more fascinating i...

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Funny story: The Musical Reality Show "Iranian Idol" Is Cancelled When One of The Singers Shoots One of The Judges

The Musical Reality Show "Iranian Idol" Is Cancelled When One of The Singers Shoots One of The Judges

TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian Idol is only in its first season and it has already been cancelled. A spokesperson for 19th Camel Hump Productions, Sim Casbar stated that Iranian Idol had just entered into its Top Ten stage. Twenty-six year old Dezjand...

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Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...

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Funny story: UK man thrown off train for writing song titles

UK man thrown off train for writing song titles

Train passengers need to check their train tickets very carefully before boarding their train. If you are intending to travel from Burntisland to Burnley or Warrington to Bangor ask the guard on the train if your ticket will pass stringent security c...

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