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Funny story: Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

LONDON - Well it appears that Dancing On Ice Judge Jason Gardiner has gone and stirred up quite a sh*t storm. Yes, the Aussie judge has most definitely stepped in it this time. Gardiner who has a reputation for his venomously vulgar commentary...

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Funny story: Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...

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Funny story: X-Factory, The Trio Comprised of Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniels Offer To Perform At The Super Bowl

X-Factory, The Trio Comprised of Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniels Offer To Perform At The Super Bowl

BIRMINGHAM, England - The popular British singing trio X-Factory has informed the NFL Super Bowl Half Time Entertainment Committee that they would be willing to perform during the half time show if The Who are banned from appearing. The popular tr...

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Funny story: American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

DALLAS - Erica Rhodes walked into The American Idol audition room like she owned the place. And dressed as she was, in a dominatrix outfit complete with knee-high black Nazi boots, no underwear, and a black leather whip, she very well could have owne...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Blows His Cover

Adam Lambert Blows His Cover

Singer Adam Lambert has admitted up front that he is gay but now a story is going around TV land that he has gotten a young lady follower pregnant. The story is said to have originated with an Ellen DeGeneres close friend in the gay world but no o...

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

LOS ANGELES - The American Idol Traveling Audition Show returned to its home base the city of Angels looking for contestants to participate in the 2010 season nine version of American Idol. This event was held in L.A.'s luxurious The Fault of San...

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Funny story: American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February). Now, he's been kicked off the show and wil...

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Funny story: Quake appeal: donate now to ease the misery of Simon Cowell's millions

Quake appeal: donate now to ease the misery of Simon Cowell's millions

London - (X-Fucter): Simon Cowell has joined the Haiti fundraiser gravytrain with an ambitious plan to raise millions via a Band Aid-style record. The launch of a big names charity song will no doubt see the TV mogul cream off millions in consulta...

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Funny story: American Idol Only Finds 13 Decent Singers In Chicago

American Idol Only Finds 13 Decent Singers In Chicago

CHICAGO - Simon Cowell replied that if the wannabe American Idol Chicago contestants would have spent half as much time practicing their singing as they do cussing, cursing, and acting like uncivilized gang-banger punks, they might have handed out mo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson's Secret Affair

Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson's Secret Affair

News had recently been released that American Idol judges Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have been having a secret affair for roughly 3 months. Says fellow judge Kara Dioguardi, "I walked into the audition room this morning to find them making out o...

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Funny story: Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

New York - (Faux News): Last week he laughed off DNA swab reports that he'd fathered desperate wannabe celeb Cheryl Tweedy Cole. And today Simon Cowell is equally nonchalant as another 'secret' daughter joined him on the American Idle (sic) gravy...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

HOLLYWOOD - Teenage music queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato have all been signed to star in the new reality show on the Teen Girl Network (TGN) called We Were Just 17. Miley said that the title was taken from a line in the Beatles...

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Funny story: American Idol - Victoria Beckham Clashes With Fellow Brit Simon Cowell

American Idol - Victoria Beckham Clashes With Fellow Brit Simon Cowell

BOSTON - After sitting at the judges table and keeping a rather low-profile while judging the American Idol contestant wannabees Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice finally showed her claws. She jumped at Simon when she felt that he had been overly r...

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Funny story: Simon Cool signs 12 million pound deal

Simon Cool signs 12 million pound deal

Simon Cowell is changing his name to Simon Cool after signing a deal with ITV worth more than 12 million pounds keeping him on the X Factor until at least 2012. Cowell, or should I say Cool, has a grin like a Cheshire cat and is seen by many peopl...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole tests DNA positive for Simon Cowell's daughter

Cheryl Cole tests DNA positive for Simon Cowell's daughter

London - (Gonads): "Talent, charisma, star quality? Who needs 'em? With a secret birth Pa like Simon Cowell you can have it all!" That's this week's LA FagHagSlagMag's lead article as alleged singer, songwriter, dancer, fashion designer, author,...

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Funny story: Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniel Join To Form Boy Band - X-Factory

Danyl Johnson, Olly Murs, and Lloyd Daniel Join To Form Boy Band - X-Factory

LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions and ex-boyfriend of Pixie Lott, has verified the rumor that had been circulating between London and Portsmouth. Three of this years X-Factor male contestants have joined to form a trio. The three...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Priesthood

Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Priesthood

Shocking American Idol fans and entertainment industry executives alike, Simon Cowell has announced that he will be leaving the lucrative television franchise, as well as his other music industry ventures to become a Catholic Priest. In a brief pr...

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