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Funny story: My life as a man #28

My life as a man #28

Penis Envy I entered an adult book store yesterday, by mistake, purely by mistake. But since I was already there I decided to take a look at the sex aids displayed in the counter that ran along the whole wall. It is my impression that these sex shops have taken marketing tips from the gun shops that, almost always, are located just across the street or even just next door. So far as I ca...

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Funny story: Condom Law Passes in LA County

Condom Law Passes in LA County

Los Angeles County voters recently passed a ballot initiative mandating that pornographic film actors wear condoms during sex scenes, prompting J. Thorton Skinner, Executive Secretary of PORN, a trade group, to state, "We won't take this frontally. w...

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Funny story: The 'Understand Women App' For Men

The 'Understand Women App' For Men

Men, do you have no idea what women are saying to you? Not a substantive clue what they really mean or feel? Well try Russ's new "Hologram White Caption Bubble" App for your smart phone. When your lady is speaking in that unintelligible language of h...

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Funny story: Scientists prove that Volga Olga, 86, is oldest nymphomaniac in the world!

Scientists prove that Volga Olga, 86, is oldest nymphomaniac in the world!

Scientists have discovered an 86 year old Russian hag called, Volga Olga, deep in the depths of a Siberian forest. And after thorough research they discovered that Volga Olga was the oldest living nymphomaniac on the planet! The proof of her "Oly...

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Funny story: Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website

Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website

News has emerged that a proportion of the charity funds raised by the not-Sir Jimmy Savile not-OBE, was siphoned off to fund a transvestite website called TV-Chix, where cross dressing men would arrange meetings for sex. "This is one more nail in...

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Funny story: Bad Sex V Any Sex

Bad Sex V Any Sex

A study has found that at the age of twenty five women have more bad sex than they do good. At the age of twenty five Back and to the Left news just wishes that they could have some sex, any sex. But this article isn't about us it's about something e...

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Funny story: A refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex a discrimination too far, says Nick Griffin

A refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex a discrimination too far, says Nick Griffin

The leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, has finally revealed his compassionate side by claiming a refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex is a discrimination too far, after he put the address of a gay couple who won a landmark court rulin...

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Funny story: WHO Encorages Sex With Fruit Through New 10 Point Memorandum

WHO Encorages Sex With Fruit Through New 10 Point Memorandum

ANKARA: At a conference in Ankara, Turkey yesterday, the World Health Organisation validated it's 10 point memorandum encouraging sexual relations with a fruit.  The general consensus is to eradicate lonliness with alternate, safe and satisfying f...

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Funny story: My life as a man #06

My life as a man #06

I had to work all day today and, aside from making some money that my spawn will end up spending, nothing good came of it, all that work I mean. Does this happen to anybody else or am I alone in thinking that the people making money off of me owe me a little bit more than money? It would be a welcome change if the woman who is my boss would give me a blow job along with my pay check. Sh...

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Funny story: The Delilah Paradox: Elderly Girl Shaves it All Off

The Delilah Paradox: Elderly Girl Shaves it All Off

"Don't cry, Mama, it will grow back in no time," Elderly Girl says, holding her ever-tinier old mother in her arms. God, that woman's tears can rip you to shreds. Elderly Girl does not enjoy having to be maternal. It gets in the way of her lust for drama. As most of you are are aware, Elderly Girl had perhaps the most beautiful and celebrated hair on Earth. Even so, the urge to liberate hers...

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Funny story: Sex Offenders come back on the offensive

Sex Offenders come back on the offensive

Sir Geoffrey Punt, prominent MP for the East Anglia area has come forward and delivered the most stinging attack on the UKs immigration policy. "Thousands of foreign criminals and sex offenders are roaming our streets like packs of wild dogs. Pre...

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Funny story: Elderly Girl's Secret Garden of Red Orchids

Elderly Girl's Secret Garden of Red Orchids

As Elderly Girl has informed you dear women before, she insists on having her "time of the month," even though she has been post-menopausal for eons.To be honest, it is pretty much always her time of the month, and, to quote the great soul songstress Ella Fitzgerald, "It Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own." She believes it is her biological prerogative to burst into tears, punch holes in wa...

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Funny story: Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...

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Funny story: The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...

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Funny story: A Series of Truly Disgusting, Sexually Explicit Jokes for Children With a Low Reading Age

A Series of Truly Disgusting, Sexually Explicit Jokes for Children With a Low Reading Age

Following the news of the decline in the number of pass grades in English Literature, the Stoodents Younion of Grate Britten have commissioned a re-print of the Blyton Book of Smut for distribution to all state schools. The following jokes are a random sample taken from it: A lady goes to the Police Station. "Can I help you?" says the policeman. "I hope so" says the lady. "You see, a man has...

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Funny story: Is Vagina Magical

Is Vagina Magical

The International Society of Gynecologists made an observation that whenever the word vagina was used in any of their leaflets or advertising the response to that advertising was overwhelming. Dr Peak A Boo, a world renowned gynecologist said, "...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal rights activists are up in arms over a statement Lady Gaga made in reference to dead animals. Gaga said, "Dead Animals Make Great Coats". This statement, no matter how true, has people all upset, especially animal rights people. One me...

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