In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...
Dylan adds Glasgow date to European tour
I don’t know if that was the heading or where I first learnt that Dylan’s Neverending Tour was bouncing round to Scotland again but, whatever, it’s like a psychological Klaxon going off.
The Royal Bank of Scotland has issued a series of new very high denomination bank notes called the Scottish and European Castle Series, to be called in short the Scottish Euro. The notes are to be printed with the text in a range of European language...
EDINBURGH - Emergency services have been put on full alert as news is breaking that Scotland has broken away from it's moorings and is adrift somewhere in the North Sea.
As the eyes of the world turn to the bonny hills of Scotland, G8 participants are gearing themselves up for their Highland Fling under the folds my own voluminous skirts.
Police in Scotland have launched a special task force to thwart unscrupulous traders aiming to cash in on the army of demonstrators expected for the G8 Summit.
St. Andrews, Scotland. On Thursday Brian Land, president of the University of St. Andrews, happily announced that out-of-date halls were to be revolutionised during a drastic new scheme that replaces the old ‘backward', and ‘inefficient' hall...
Live from Scotland, where the Labour Party have been in power longer than any other political party on earth.
British Nuclear Fuels PLC yesterday admitted to a Special Parliamentary Committee that they had "lost" a full-size nuclear reactor from their facility at Dounreay, Scotland.
Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Associated Mess) Pandemonium is reported to have erupted among the communities living along the shores of Lock Ness today amid reports that a band of wise old Scottish radical feminists - so cruelly lambasted by the Pop...
Inverness, Scotland - Townsfolk of Inverness, Scotland got quite a shock this week, when a big green, three-eyed monster claiming to be the "Loch Ness Monster" appeared at a local clothier, requesting to be fitted for a "suit".
Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying. But the hordes who hit the Highland hills now face being hit in the pocket.
Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying.
ST ANDREWS, SCOTLAND - Independence Air is to spread its wings across the Atlantic next year with a unique $250 package deal to the British Open in St Andrews.
GLASGOW, Scotland -- In a rare interview after arriving here to receive a special university honor and play two concerts, music icon Bob Dylan addressed a controversial issue in public for the first time in his 50-some-odd years of being a performer.
Scientists in the north of Scotland have today warned householders, also in the north, to properly dispose of all household waste this summer, writes Jeremy Tax-Haven.
The plea comes in a bid to stamp out an ever increasing, giant cockroach infestation. An epidemic which seems to plague towns and cities across the country during the hot, summer months.
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