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Funny story: New Woolly Mammoth Link to Spread of England Shirts

New Woolly Mammoth Link to Spread of England Shirts

SCIENCE DESK - The National Society for the Advancement of Technological Techniques has unearthed new facts about how the brave English created the world, so there.

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Funny story: Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

BEIJING - China's controversial Panda breeding programme was thrown into chaos today when a unit of highly intelligent mutant ninja pandas broke out of the high security panda factory where they were being bred to be flogged to panda-less zoos ac...

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Funny story: Bournemouth Boffin Vows To Go To The Moon

Bournemouth Boffin Vows To Go To The Moon

Brainy British boffin, Bill Broadbonce, is claiming that he is going to be the first man to set foot on the moon since the last Apollo mission in 1907.

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Funny story: Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...

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Funny story: Conversation Sparks Expedient Study; Professionals Over-Thinking "Big Issues" In Life

Conversation Sparks Expedient Study; Professionals Over-Thinking "Big Issues" In Life

Scientific studies came out today proving that persons belonging to the American, professional class, have a tendency to over-think issues like marriage and having children and should take a lesson from the working class if they are really serious ab...

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls update: Parasites lived at Qumran

Dead Sea Scrolls update: Parasites lived at Qumran

Dead Sea - (Ass Mess): The recent discovery of a pre-hysteric latrine at the Dead Sea Scrolls site of Qumran has taken another twist this week as a team of French paleo-parasitology researchers slammed the ancient acetic Jewish sect of Essene residen...

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Funny story: Tiny Lost African Tribe Found

Tiny Lost African Tribe Found

An undiscovered tribe of tiny people has been found in a previously uncharted province of the Western Coastal area of Africa.

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Funny story: Exxon Mislead? - "My foot!" Exclaims Exhausted Free Marketeer

Exxon Mislead? - "My foot!" Exclaims Exhausted Free Marketeer

In a Science Times article in the NY Times the shocking headline screams Exxon Accused of Trying to Mislead the Public.

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Funny story: Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

New York - (Ass Mess): A team of plastic surgeons, clinical psychatrists and orthodontists has patented a radical procedure that cures evangelical preachers from claiming Jesus is more effective at healing cancer than cutting edge medical therapy.

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Funny story: Scientists Propose Converting Soldiers Directly into Oil

Scientists Propose Converting Soldiers Directly into Oil

Scientists in Houston, Texas today proposed that each nation convert a number of their soldiers directly into oil. They know now that previous wars for oil were very messy and expensive and have found a reasonable solution which will be mutually ben...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

NASA scientists have discovered evidence of water flowing on Mars. Photo evidence shows that water has come to the surface from underground sources and followed gravity down the sides of craters and through valleys.

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Funny story: New survey reveals that living is bad for you

New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...

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Funny story: Modern Mystery Explained

Modern Mystery Explained

A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of St...

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Funny story: Beware Managers with Brain Leak

Beware Managers with Brain Leak

Baltimore, MD - Researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that workplace micro-management is caused, in part, by a brain condition known as bulorisus or "Brain Leak".

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Funny story: Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East

Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East

Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...

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Funny story: Bush Declares 'Science Is Evil'

Bush Declares 'Science Is Evil'

In an astonishing outburst against contemporary scientific methodology, President Bush has denounced its practice as ‘heretical’ and its practitioners as an ‘organization of ontological opponents of order’. The President brushed aside decorum and referred to modern science as the ‘biggest threat to an intelligent, enlightened, thinking culture since Aydolph Hilter’. As far as science has given...

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Funny story: People are living longer and science doesn't know why

People are living longer and science doesn't know why

BERVIEW HILLS, Okla. - Scientists are baffled now that there are over estimated 70,000 Americans who are 100-years-old or older. And more and more people are expected to become centenarians, especially if they don't die before they reach 100. The...

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