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Funny story: Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

London - In a rare case of geocentric inertia topsy-turvy brought on by jet-lag a group of school children visiting London from Australia have been unable to reorientate themselves to the northern hemisphere. School spokesman Nigel Penthrope says...

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Funny story: Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...

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Funny story: Chicago Plans School For Gay Students

Chicago Plans School For Gay Students

The Cook County Board of Education realized with a shock this year that many students had no idea at all about how to be gay. In response to their grave finding, a new school, the 'Barney Frank school for Sensitive Enrichment', is to be opened whi...

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Funny story: A Spoonful of Peanut Butter'll Cure What Ails Ya

A Spoonful of Peanut Butter'll Cure What Ails Ya

This is the story of Jeffrey and Emil, two schoolboys basking in the warm fall sun, which flitters through their classroom window. This peace and serenity however was not long to last. Jeffrey sat at his desk, listening to Emil's dripping nose. "Drip, drip, drip," came the gross irritating noise. About once every five seconds or so, Jeffery reckoned. After a while, it all became too mu...

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Funny story: School Axes Spelling Tests due Student Distress

School Axes Spelling Tests due Student Distress

Children at the Smegmadale-on-Sea Church of Latter Day Morons Primary School will no longer be presented with a short list of words to learn each week as teachers believe it leaves them distressed and feeling like failures. Teenagers attending Sme...

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Funny story: Spelling Band In Skools - Two Stress Furl

Spelling Band In Skools - Two Stress Furl

Ed Uca-shone offish shoals have two day banned spellling tests from skools after pew pills found them dissed dressing. A resent report has outlined the facked that most chilled wren get sick bee four a test, Patrick U Lee bee four a spellling tes...

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Funny story: Sex in the City Junior High Wins Award for Most Juvenile Adults

Sex in the City Junior High Wins Award for Most Juvenile Adults

HBO phenom turned feature film has packed the theaters and now has begun collecting awards. Its first big prize came from the Association of Petrina Pan whose motto is why should girls be the only one's who have to grow up. The Association in bestowi...

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Funny story: School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

Eleven people have been rescued alive after becoming trapped in a Yorkshire Dales hellhole during bad weather. Eight teenagers aged 15 from St. Sodom's School of Latter Day Pederasts in Burnley, Lancashire, were left stranded along with three teac...

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Funny story: Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Rochelle, GA - This last Wednesday, a student at a local interracial high school decided to tell a joke, not just any joke, this joke's punchline was literary a punch towards the African American community. "I never meant to cause such a problem,...

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Funny story: Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-brid father (not a typo) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for turning up to his Parentcraft lesson wearing banana...

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Funny story: Brian Blessed School of Acting Closes

Brian Blessed School of Acting Closes

The Brian Blessed school of acting in Accrington Stanley shut its doors for the last time today. The school, opened by Brian Blessed the famous mountain climber, actor, and shouter was the first performing arts school in Accrington in 1970. A dow...

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Funny story: Black Child Cast as Monkey in School Play

Black Child Cast as Monkey in School Play

A seven-year-old boy with a highly developed sun tan has been withdrawn from a school play by his mother after he was cast as a monkey. Mrs. Lorraine Kong took her son, King, out of a junior stage production of the 2001 hit movie Planet of the Ape...

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Funny story: Marco Takes On School Dinners!

Marco Takes On School Dinners!

Following his ground breaking television programmes 'Hell's Kitchen' and 'Marco's Great British Feast' noodle-haired chef, Marco Pierre White has revealed his next revolutionary project - improving school dinners. "For too long we've been allowin...

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Funny story: Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Lincoln High School in Bartonville, Nebraska has been officially renamed The Lincoln Center for Psychiatric Care. Citizens of Bartonville were astonished and 89 people showed up at a recent school board meeting to ask why. The clinic adminstrator (fo...

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Funny story: A Levels Getting Harder

A Levels Getting Harder

The usual late summer comment that A Levels are getting easier has been overturned it was revealed today. The comment that thousands of teenagers only have to turn up to get an A star at A Level has been dispelled by suggestions that they are getting...

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Funny story: Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

The Education Minister Ed Bollocks has announced that Marmite, the love it or hate it vegetable based spread will be made part of the National Curriculum from September 2008. 'It is important that the pros and cons of Marmite is made available to...

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Funny story: Sunday School Teachers Sue For Weekends Off

Sunday School Teachers Sue For Weekends Off

A group of Sunday School teachers representing Methodist, Baptist, Mormon, and independent churches in Mobile, Alabama have sued in state court for weekends off. The protest was also accompanied by picketing outside of the respective churches. Su...

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