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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin continued her Iron Woman Quest this week continuing to showcase the Beautiful State of Alaska, as well as her own prowess as Zena , Queen of the Great Outdoors on her travelogue "Sarah Palin's Alaska!" Traveling to a remote logging cam...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Buys A House In Arizona To Be Closer To Senator John McCain

Bristol Palin Buys A House In Arizona To Be Closer To Senator John McCain

MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin, who finished in third place in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just purchased a home in Maricopa, Arizona in order to be closer to Senator John McCain who lives in Phoenix. Bristol "The Pistol"...

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Funny story: Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Afognak was founded...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden. The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview. The second clue was when she appeared verently...

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Funny story: Palin defends fatties, attacks health campaigns

Palin defends fatties, attacks health campaigns

Following her attack on Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, saying that it took away people's right to choose their desserts, Sarah Palin has issued a statement to the nation, and to God, calling on people to stand up against socialist inspired...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Invites Prince William and Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah Palin Invites Prince William and Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, whose reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has just surpassed Glee, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, and CSI: Miami in the Nielsen Ratings has invited England's Prince William and Kate Middleton to appear on her runa...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

WASILLA, Alaska - After watching Sarah Palin's latest episode of her hit reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska, I am beginning to wonder why she would ever remotely want to be president of the United States knowing that it will greatly cut into th...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Superfriends Sarah Palin and John Boehner believe they have figured out the "what", the "who", and the "when" -- but the "where" and the "how" remain sketchy. Palin: "I have a source of good intelligence who tells me that those three (Santa Claus,...

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Funny story: Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Fresh off her international tour of Haiti, Sarah Palin can't stop talking about the positive influences she took away from this small Island country. In fact, Palin was so smitten with Haiti that she has begun looking into buying a condo in Miami's L...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Fake Boobs Don't Like Cold Air of Alaska

Kate Gosselin's Fake Boobs Don't Like Cold Air of Alaska

Kate Gosselin took the family to Alaska to visit Sarah Palin because TLC wanted to see what happens when two bitter women get together. The plan backfired when Kate Gosselin's fake boobs didn't react the cold air of Alaska. "I thought my boob...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

"Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

CHELATNA LAKE, Alaska - In the fifth installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska Kate Gosselin, of the Kate Plus 8 reality show remarked to Chucky Heath, Sarah's dad that she was thrilled beyond belief that she did not get eaten up by a grizzly bear.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself! Flying in with her brood to film a family cam...

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Funny story: More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat! Obama was...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The 'Haters'

Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The 'Haters'

WASILLA, Alaska - "Snow Plow" Sarah Palin, as she is called by her ex-future son-in-law and next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston told the assembled news media in front of her Lake Lucille home, Casa Moscow, that she is getting totally fed up with the...

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