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Funny story: One's Having A Right Royal Laugh

One's Having A Right Royal Laugh

A story emerging about the Royal revels at Sandringham last night when the country's top family decided to play some after dinner games.

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Funny story: Queen's Solstice fears as Monarchy proclaimed in Poland

Queen's Solstice fears as Monarchy proclaimed in Poland

'ucking 'em Palace, London - (Ass Mess): The Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon has confirmed disturbing reports that Queen Elizabeth is frantic with worry over ancient Biblical prophecies coming home to roost on her Yuletide doorstep after He...

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Funny story: Burrell Butles Way To New Career

Burrell Butles Way To New Career

In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling.

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Funny story: Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Fourteen fire appliances attended at Buckingham Palace today as fire-fighters battled to control a major blaze on the top floor of Buckingham Palace, thought to be started by the Queen igniting one of her own bottom burps.

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Funny story: Pretender's son and burly Highgrove pool-man on commemorative engagement plate

Pretender's son and burly Highgrove pool-man on commemorative engagement plate

Highgrove, Gloucestershire - (ReuterUs): Royal souvenir hunters were agog at today's news that the elder son of the Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne, Prince William, has commissioned a set of commemorative finger bowls, side dishes and traditi...

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Funny story: Adoption Scandal - Charles and Camilla take home Essex Baby

Adoption Scandal - Charles and Camilla take home Essex Baby

Highgrove, Gloucestershire - A spokesman for the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall has confirmed the couple have completed adoption proceedings for 14 month old baby boy Tyler-Storm. The child was spotted by the couple after a royal visit t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top

Prince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top

KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa - "His ginger hair and freckles make me puke, it's over between us", a seemingly tipsy Chelsy Davy was heard slurring as she lurched out of a wine bar on Thursday night, supported by a handsome black...

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Funny story: Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Sandhurst, UK - (Associated mess): The elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, William, has been reported as having 'lost his marbles' at a firing range shoot-out at Sandhurst military academy where he is a cadet.

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Funny story: Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.

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Funny story: 'Too many Nazis in Royal Enclosure': Ascot racecourse chief quits

'Too many Nazis in Royal Enclosure': Ascot racecourse chief quits

Ascot, Berks - (Associated Mess): Douglas Erskine Crumbs-of-Comfort, head of Royal Ascot racecourse redevelopment, has suddenly quit his job following thousands of complaints that this year's June meeting was beset with hordes of riff-raff and &q...

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Funny story: Interview of the Year, Part One: Dr. Mason Mason meets blue blooded royalty in David Murray.

Interview of the Year, Part One: Dr. Mason Mason meets blue blooded royalty in David Murray.

For this Passed Master the opportunity to interview Rangers’ chairman, founder and owner of MIM and fifth degree legend, David Murray, is a rare pleasure –one that becomes few journalists. The consideration of a Level One menu at dinner –an honour spared for certain people of our own persuasions and (of outsiders) those of the most difficult persuasion- as an interval to our discussions, a culinar...

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Funny story: Early Oscar Favorites Announced

Early Oscar Favorites Announced

The early favorites were announced Sunday by a panel of Hollywood "royalty." Though nothing about this list is official, the group has a ninety percent success rate in choosing the nominees in the major catagories. As is usual for the Aca...

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Funny story: Stop the Music...Or Else!

Stop the Music...Or Else!

REUTERS-Music industry lawyers have taken a giant step toward curtailing growing abuses of copyrighted songs and other entertainment subject to royalty fees, production costs and performer compensation. Guided at the national level by the office of t...

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Funny story: Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

The Daily Mail has announced it has allegations made by a former Royal servant, pertaining to HRH Queen Elizabeth II being discovered in a "compromising situation" in one of the bedrooms at Buckingham Palace. We are told the allegations in...

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Funny story: Prince Charles & His Butler - The Full Exclusive!

Prince Charles & His Butler - The Full Exclusive!

In an exclusive interview with ex-royal footman, Mr. George Smith, The Spoof has the full story on Prince Charles and what he got up to with his former butler Michael Fawcett.

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Funny story: Dead Queen Mum causes havoc

Dead Queen Mum causes havoc

The death of the Queen Mother has caused chaos throughout the world. The greatest effect is that to the most important institution in the world: British Television. The two main channels, BBC1 and ITV1, have decided to cancel all programming on t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Royal Shame

Prince Harry's Royal Shame

Shocking news this weekend from our Royals: Harry has turned into some kind of yoof thug. His drunken, stoned, sickening antics resembled those of a Premiership footballer. Harry should remember that he is a member of the Royal Family, and should...

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