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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Makes Less Selling Sperm Than Bobo Handcock Of Buzzard Bluff, Arkansas

Robert Pattinson Makes Less Selling Sperm Than Bobo Handcock Of Buzzard Bluff, Arkansas

While many fans do not know that they can sometimes purchase sperm from a national sperm bank to have a kid with the donater, you probably won't be able to purchase some at the higher end of the scale. ($10,000 to $100,000) In fact, the small com...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants. Pattinson has never been out of the news,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Nude After Pants Stolen!

Robert Pattinson Caught Nude After Pants Stolen!

Twilight Actor Robert Pattinson seemed undisturbed after his pants and shorts were ripped off of him yesterday by three female fans, perhaps because he had a lot to show them. The incident happened yesterday at Maddame Tussaud's Wax Museum in New...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Says Baby Not Pattinsons

Ashley Greene Says Baby Not Pattinsons

Ashley Greene says that she would like nothing better than to stand the media on it's head and announce that she is carrying the baby of Robert Pattinson. "Wouldn't that be a lark?" But she also told bug-eyed reporters that she would not do tha...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been discussing the late Michael Jackson and have agreed that Jackson did not do the moonwalk,it was Neil Armstrong when he said "That's one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind". Armstrong alle...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

A Hollywood insider today revealed that Twilight trio, Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner had been involved in talks with Brit stunner Kate Beckinsale with a view to bankrolling and starring in their own Indy Vampire movie. It's thought that the quart...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more. Pattinson and Stewart agreed in...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart wanted for Twilight Zone Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart wanted for Twilight Zone Movie

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are being lined up to appear in a new Twilight Zone Movie,so it could be from Twilight to Twilight Zone. Like the last Twilight Zone Movie there will be several different stories but Pattinson and Stewart will be...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Initial reactions to Madame Tussauds latest acquisition - Twilight star, Robert Pattinson - have been mostly favourable, with visitors remarking that the wax likeness bore a striking resemblence to the actor. "Eeh, it looks just like him," said 17...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Of 'Vampire Diaries' Admits She's After Robert Pattinson

Nina Dobrev Of 'Vampire Diaries' Admits She's After Robert Pattinson

Nina Dobrev has admitted that she has set her hat for Robert Pattinson and that she has just as much right as any other female in her pursuit. "I've been hearing about Robbie and Kristen Stewart for what...two years. If she's not making her move...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

While Twilight might have been a good thing for one Robert Pattinson, it's been nothing but a royal pain in the ass for Robert Pattinson, the mule skinner from Hooligan's Bluff, Tennessee. The other Robert Pattinson, who lives in a trailer at the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson

Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson

The writer of the television series Rab C Nesbitt,Ian Pattison used to get more hits on the internet than any other Pattison until along came Robert Pattinson and that vampire Movie called Twilight. Pattison that is Ian Pattison speaking from the...

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