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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Washington DC: President Obama and the US news media, fearing the total loss of re-election campaign and advertising monies for the 2012 Presidential race due to lack of desire by any Republican to run for the office, met in secrecy in 2010. Plan...

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Funny story: Herman Cain suspends race, pisses off dozens of women about to tell all about harassment and affairs

Herman Cain suspends race, pisses off dozens of women about to tell all about harassment and affairs

ATLANTA -- Herman Cain suspended his bid for the Republican presidential nomination and thereby got the last laugh with two dozen or so women who were about to get their 15 minutes of fame. In recent weeks, women such as Sharon Bialek and Ginger W...

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Funny story: Last Republican Presidential Candidate Calls It Quits

Last Republican Presidential Candidate Calls It Quits

BOSTON, MASS: Republican hopeful, Mitt Romney bowed out of the 2012 presidential race after The Daily Show's Jon Stewart accused him of having an affair with himself. This comes on the heels of Herman Cain's decision to quit the race after it was...

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Funny story: Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Washington--The Republican Party can accept rich black men, but they can't accept cheating rich black men that sleep with white women. "I don't believe Republicans are that transparent, but I do think they still don't like the idea of a black man...

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Funny story: Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Washington,D.C.-With the deadline drawing nigh there was one thing on the mind of Democrats on the so called "Super Committee": how to dig out of the financial hole they made for themselves playing Monopoly. Lead by Congressman Paul Ryan,(Reforme...

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Funny story: Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...

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Funny story: Obama to Seek Repeal of Syntax

Obama to Seek Repeal of Syntax

Washington,D.C.-Calling it "an unfair burden on anyone who has ever tried to construct a sentence.", President Barrack Obama announced today that his administration would seek the immediate repeal of the use of syntax in the United States. Syntax...

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Funny story: It's Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion

It's Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion

New York - The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning. With a hierarchy mirro...

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Funny story: Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...

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Funny story: Twenty-third richest US Representative made his money the old fashion way

Twenty-third richest US Representative made his money the old fashion way

Washington--Republican James Sensenbrenner made his money the old fashion way, he crafted laws that lowered his taxes on the money he invested. "I had to craft legislation to lower my taxes, because how else was I going to make any money in Congr...

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Funny story: Nations' Conspiracy Minded Horses Continue their Search for the Elusive BigHoof

Nations' Conspiracy Minded Horses Continue their Search for the Elusive BigHoof

Hole in the Wall, MT. - A spokeshorse for the Alien BigHoof Association announced today that despite decades of intense investigations the fabled BigHoof continues to escape capture. The spokeshorse, who communicates with his human followers by...

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Funny story: Republicans Not Racist Anymore

Republicans Not Racist Anymore

Washington--Republicans like Herman Cain, because it shows that even a rich black man can be accepted as one of them. "See, we aren't racists, we like Herman Cain." Rush Limbaugh said. "He is just like us, rich and smart, unlike those dimwitted l...

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Funny story: Republican Candidates To Be Sacked

Republican Candidates To Be Sacked

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) may organize a potato-sack race to eliminate the uncertainty over its eventual presidential nominee. Although Mitt Romney has consistently polled 25% of Republican voters, that is not enough to...

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Funny story: Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...

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Funny story: Republicans Hold Clown Congress at Circus Circus

Republicans Hold Clown Congress at Circus Circus

Las Vegas, Circ Du So lei set the stage For the Republican's debate to the tune of Send in the Clowns. Michelle Bachman, wearing her flying nun outfit, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and the rest of the candidates all flew in by wires over the aud...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Returns Favor and Endorses Governor Chris Christie's Favorite Snack

Mitt Romney Returns Favor and Endorses Governor Chris Christie's Favorite Snack

TRENTON, N.J. - When New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was asked if there was any quid pro quo being played under the table with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, he vehemently denied all such allegations. In fact, the Governor of N...

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Funny story: Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...

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