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Funny story: Pope To Buy Islam

Pope To Buy Islam

The Pope has announced a multi-billion dollar plan to purchase the Islamic faith. The deal, said to be too good to refuse, will see all of Islam controlled by Catholicism PLC. Last night, the Pope stood on the Vatican balcony and announced his...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Washington DC - The elephant and donkey communities are breathing a collective sigh of relief. No longer will their likenesses be associated with either of the major US political parties. Republicans and Democrats announced today they are changing...

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Funny story: Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

TOPEKA, Kansas - Reverend Levon Chinbocker, who just very well may be the most hated man in America, has stated that his goal is to ban prayer in every church in the United States. Chinbocker who is the head of the High Road Episcopresbytist Churc...

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Funny story: Breakaway Birther Forms Church of Obama

Breakaway Birther Forms Church of Obama

A former leading "Birther," Jesus H. Christ-an Ocala, Florida optometrist-has broken with his original disciples and now believes President Barack Obama is the new Messiah. Christ has established the First Church of Obama and hopes to start a TV...

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Funny story: Fooling the Zoroastrians

Fooling the Zoroastrians

London - (Penumbral Mess): "Testifying against the Zoroastrians? Just a little hobby of mine, like making vanilla cupcakes," the chief prosecution witness in Regina vs First Zoroastrian Bank of Area 51, Nevada commented today. The case, however, i...

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Funny story: Pope Quits: Says One Billion Catholics Are Wrong

Pope Quits: Says One Billion Catholics Are Wrong

Pope Benedict resigned as Supreme Pontiff over one-billion Roman Catholics citing his desire to wed his long time valet, Augustus Longdongo. Vatican officials are in shock over the Pope's Sunday morning decision to resign. Papal Secretary of State...

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Funny story: Mysterious Virgin Appears In Irish Village

Mysterious Virgin Appears In Irish Village

A mysterious virgin figure has appeared in the stump of a felled tree. The figure has shown itself in Rathklee, Co Limerick. It has caused quite a stir as it is thought to be the only virgin in the village. Eoin O'Gill, local mayor, said "The lads ca...

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Funny story: Teen Vampires Object to Religious Symbols At Graduation Ceremonies.

Teen Vampires Object to Religious Symbols At Graduation Ceremonies.

Hoboken, New Jersey-In what has become an increasingly common ritual, teenage vampires here have filed suit in federal court seeking to forestall what they say could spell certain doom: the requirement that they attend graduation ceremonies in church...

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Funny story: "Ban Nuns' Habits" Says Gordon Broon

"Ban Nuns' Habits" Says Gordon Broon

Gordon Broon, who does Prime Minister impersonations, has called for Nun's habits to be banned in the UK. "I am fed up with that French short arse getting all the headlines. Ban Burkas? Well look at this you frog midget. See, I can be far more contro...

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Funny story: Satirist Fails To Address Islamic Fundamentalism Humorously

Satirist Fails To Address Islamic Fundamentalism Humorously

A satirist has been sacked for not writing anything funny about the prophet Muhammad. His editors relieved him of his duties after he handed in copy that praised Allah, without any derogatory remarks or funny sideswipes regarding over-the-top fundame...

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Funny story: Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

Jesus Puts Population of Heaven at 150, Tops

WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus' off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That's 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people, period, the population of septic fields like Armpit, New Mexico, and Chowder Fa...

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Funny story: New religion of Spoofology created

New religion of Spoofology created

Writer L. Yawn Nowbored, trapped in his office with his secretary Monika Blewinsky for ten minutes, decided today to alleviate his boredom by inventing a new religion, Spoofology. 'Here's how it works', the writer - now The High Leader Thingy of Z...

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Funny story: British unite against Archbishops

British unite against Archbishops

The British today have urged people not to let ridicule about weird freaks being Archbishops drive them to writing spoof articles about them. Two of the freaks, Dr Rowan Pervy and Dr John Pervu, said it would be 'tragic' if they lost their jobs, a...

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Funny story: Interview with Bishop Gene Robinson, first gay bishop

Interview with Bishop Gene Robinson, first gay bishop

Interview with Bishop Gene Robinson, the first openly gay bishop. Question: Do you believe in the Bible. Answer: Yes, on Sundays. Question: What about on other days? Answer: On other days I am so busy with the gay movement and other issues that I do not have time for the Bible. Question: The Bible says that "In the beginning God created Adam and Eve...not Adam and Gene..." Answer...

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Funny story: Polish Friar Urges Catholic Couples to Get Hot

Polish Friar Urges Catholic Couples to Get Hot

In a Polish sex manual being dubbed the Catholic Kama Sutra, Franciscan Friar Snotz tells Catholic married couples that now they can have no holds barred sex just like the clergy has been doing since the Middle Ages. Snotz who jokingly refers to...

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Funny story: Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, appears to have broken his habit of watching porn at the taxpayers expense by finding God. Apparently, he turned to religion through an on-line self-help group where he was put in contact with a high...

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Funny story: Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

Extremist Muslim Near-Death Experience Man Returns With Story That Raises Doubts Over 72 Virgins

A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...

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