All nations around the globe, as of Adam & Eve's era up to now, have been invariably in dire need of 'executioners', of course, with some minor differences. For instance, certain countries, such as Saudi Arabia, have firmly stuck to pre-stone-age form of execution. In these countries, chopping off a thief's hand or a none-churchgoers' head is purely divinity. Paradoxically, despite the ten...
Everybody knows that Shrove Tuesday is Pancake Day, but Catholic Church leaders are concerned that many people do not understand the origins of the day. Also known as Mardi Gras (or Fat Tuesday, when translated using Google Translate), Shrove Tues...
The Supreme Court has ruled 5-4 that the Dittoheads that call in to Rush Limbaugh Show that runs three hours every weekday is a religion that believes only in what Limbaugh teaches them. "His position is the same as that of a preacher", stated Jud...
Heaven: The Reverend Al Gore, the spiritual head of the Church of Environmental Scientology, briefly was out of communications range on the way to an environmental conference in Copenhagen Denmark. The private jet disappeared off the RADAR screen while making a slight detour. "Where am I," said Al on awakening? "Heaven" said the angelic choir. "You mean my private jet crashed?" said Al! "No yo...
Blair causes more controversy but this time its not Tony its the wife Cherie Blair. While sitting as a judge at a London Crown Court she has being giving reduced sentences to violent criminals if they are religious so don't say you are an atheist or...
A local Moslem "Mosque" will have an open house and give free tours in an attempt to persuade local residents that they are not all gun toating Shi'ites who want to kill everyone. The event will take place Wednesday evening and all in the community...
From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly min...
Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old child who has never ending questions he wants answers to which adults never ask. On a visit to his local church this Sunday in Glasgow the minister was telling the congregation the story of Noah and the ark and h...
WASHINGTON - At a special convocation of the College of Cardinals, Pope Benedict announced the elevation of Mel Gibson to the position of Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church. Although rumors had been circulating ever since the release of Gibson's f...
A pupil from a school in Britain's notorious Bible Belt - Weston-super-Mare was suspended today for bullying her teacher by offering to pray for her. The little girl, aged 9, had heard that her 57-year-old Maths teacher, Miss Calculus, was ill and wo...
It's long been considered gospel among scientists that God has no role in the measurement and description of phenomena, but a discovery by a cosmologist and his quantum mechanics at the University of Göthersleben has changed that forever. 'We were...
Branson, Missouri - Andy Schlafly, son of Phyllis Schlafly, is picking up where his mother left off. "She was always too liberal", he said in an interview. "Sure, she campaigned against women's rights, but you'll note that she never campaigned agai...
San Fransisco, CA: Prominent atheist groups met this week to announce the formulation of a positive promotional icon to represent their cause to children this holiday season. According to the group, the new icon will attempt not only to change the p...
West Palm Beach, Florida - A man has been fired from hardware giant Apartment Central for loving God. The man was an admitted Christian, who wore a cross under his shirt and carried money in his wallet that said, "In God We Trust". He was also know...
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith. At a summit held by the Church...
NBC will be airing the new reality TV gameshow "Don't Get Left Behind," based on the popular series of Left Behind books. The show's contestants, a group of 20 God-fearing Christians, are placed in a 10 mile by 10 mile stretch of deserted wasteland i...
In a startling development The Douche-Baggers (formerly The T-Baggers & Birthers) announced today in a press release that the Pope is a Muslim! The announcement came as a shock to the religous community aaround the world. Many mainsteram Pro...
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