In a refreshing break from royal protocol, Prince William is going to appear in the forthcoming adverts for supermarket chain Morrison's following in the steps of Lulu, Gabby Logan and Alan Hansen.
Ealing Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry and Prof Stephen Hawking are to audition for a new remake of Thunderbirds the Movie.
Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Wednesday evening's military tattoo in the City of London will feature a parade of tanks and armored vehicles escorted by the Pretender's heirs-of-the-dog Wills and harry.
At present, Prince William has only got one, but his younger brother, Prince Harry has two! This has made girlfriend Chelsy Davy really proud of him. Miss Davy was with all her other friends - 170 members of the Hous...
Following his whirlwind helicopter tour of the UK, the media proclaimed 'Prince of Hearts' has decided to boost the morale of the troops by paying them a flying visit. The granny's favourite is going to fly past the Armed Forces camp in...
Prince William today visited lots of battle-hardened British soldiers in Afghanistan today, and instantly had their respect and loyalty.
London - (Preposterous Mess): Fetid Hellfire Club tribute artiste Prince William is to get the Order of the Gutter.
Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.
As meteorological records show April 3rd 2008 was the least windy day since records began. A high barometric pressure front had settled over Berkshire and although there was great visibility, the sun was not up to full strength becau...
RAF Odiham - (Ass Mess): The tribute artiste known as Prince William faces courtmartial after veering off-piste to land an RAF Chinook in Kate Middleton's rural back passage.
Whitehall - (Nepotism Mess): The Ministry of Defence has been accused of taking the piss after a UK tabloid undercover reporter found evidence that both William and Harry have failed routine drug tests.
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Wills and Harry have been banned from going to the Olympics after the Chinese found out they have had 'I Love The Dalai Llama' cartoons tattooed on their bottoms.
So now that Prince William has now successfully gained his wings which qualifies him to pilot aircraft, both rotary and fixed-wing, what next?...
The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.
Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.
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