Scientists in India have concluded that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mini condoms to help these poor afflicted men.
Teenagers all across the globe have been banned from accessing magazines, televison and their computers by frustrated parents following the leaking of an image of explicit images of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron in '...
In the early hours of the morning news broke that staff at The White House were in a state of panic as Laura Bush's pussy had gone missing.
Most of the world upon gazing at the towering obelisk among the DC monuments have realized that a giant phallus rises above the capitol and is reflected in the long rectangular pond at its base.
The Federation of Unique Criminologists(FUC) has announced its preference for penis over fingers.
Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Bad Ass Mess): George Bush told his Sordid Arabian host King Abdullah today that he is now "twice the man I ever was" following nearly five years of subjugating the Iraqis.
Someone once advised to practice what you preach. In an effort to get the electorate to follow the leader, Gordon "Frankenstein" Brown has offered to donate his organ upon his death.
Stud muffin super-chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid.
Male birds are despat...
For years, centuries even, Men have always bragged about the size of their peckers as if it were important. Now in a shocking new revelation it will be important and finally the truth will come out.
News of the Weird, USA -- 26 sailors made it into an undisclosed port along the eastern seaboard this evening despite having been attacked by what has been described as a "giant penis." As of this hour, reports are a bit sketchy. However, the Capta...
Computer users around the world have been tormented by his spam for years but it is only now possible to put a name to the person who is behind all those pointless emails.
World famous penis owner, Dave Pekering, from Oxford England, is amazed with all the attention his 'pecker' is getting - so amazed that he has sought official recognition from the Society of Religious Organistaions for it to...
Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.
Pea-headed political wart and editor of potentially satirical fish wrapper 'Private Eye' Ian Hislop was today embroiled in his own 'sleaze' scandal.
Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electri...
"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.
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