So Ed Miliband doesn't believe in God and has been living with a woman and they are having children without getting married. What a normal guy. How refreshing. Scandalised old maids and screwed up Catholic paedophiles must surely be against him b...
Fans of the mosquito like buzzy instrument rejoice! Vuvuzelas have been passed as a legal accessory in the House of Commons. After a massive root about in Gordon Brown's' archives, we discovered the last law he ever passed: Vuvuzelas are permitted...
HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs, England: The UK Taxpayer is seriously not getting any value for money from his Tax payments. So why not shop elsewhere? For instance, if my shop is losing money, should I increase my prices (for the same or worse product), or should I be having a sale and encouraging more business and sales to get myself out of the mess? So it goes for...
A leaked personal letter from the Home Office Minister Theresa May to David Cameron has been made public by the 'Daily Telegraph'. In the letter the Minister advises the Prime Minister that the cuts being envisaged in the forthcoming spending revi...
The U.K. Department for Culture, Media and Sports announced today that it was naming the "Fedora" as the official headwear for all of England. Sir Buxton Balderton of the DCMS also outlined his plans for the eradication of American and French forms...
Politics is a grey old business these days. Bland, sterile and media savvy types, who deliver policy through sound bites and press releases, seem to have taken over. There is enough spin to dry a week's washing. Where has the passion and vision gone? Where has the patriotism and loyalty gone, that once drove great men to serve their country. Who is there now who compares with Disraeli, Gladston...
Oh yes, it's back for one FINAL FINAL series apparently. After days of heavy campaigning on Twitter, Davina McCall has confirmed there will be one final series. But this one will be a massive change. Both Tory and Lib. Dem Cabinet Ministers are se...
In light of criticism of the current voting system in the UK, top officials from Number 10 have announced a new and improved way to attract voters of all generations. The two candidates will be placed in seperate rooms for a thirty second voting s...
Ebeneezer Scrooge has had a government career almost as short as David Laws, after he was sacked today by David Cameron only days after his appointment . The reason for Mr Scrooge's early departure from the cabinet are unclear - but we understand tha...
The coalition is continuing on its course of seeking ever more cruel and repugnant ways of raising money and cutting expenditure. The latest is to increase the tax paid by people wishing to be homosexual. The so called gay tax has been around for...
An ex-employee of Downing Street, who was allowed unusually intimate access to a recent Prime Minister and his wife, is set to write her memoirs. In the wake of a failed business enterprise, in which she offered foot massages, toe nail clippings and...
Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy. With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...
Just when all the news was bad and all reactions to the cuts were beginning to worry the Government, the Trades Union Congress may have come to their aid. Talk of strikes and civil disobedience might stir the TUC membership but will enable the Gov...
People claiming benefits have had enough of politicians lazing around the House of Commons and talking utter crap. Moreover, they are furious that they are now turning on the poor and accusing the needy of being scroungers while they claim expenses u...
Poor families and the sick will bear the brunt of new £4billion benefit cuts, according to sources yesterday, when all our troubles seamed so far away. ConDemming Chancellor George Osborne shocked MPs by saying the huge sum will be on top of £11bi...
Wayne Rooney's career may be taking an unexpected turn. Today David Cameron and his ventriloquist "dummy", Nick Clegg, offered him a role in the new coalition government. "It makes perfect sense to us" Said Cameron - as he repeatedly beat Nick Cle...
A virus in the new improved Chief Tax Inspector's computer has resulted in the bankruptcy of the Government. All tax paid in the last year tax year has been returned to tax payers with apologies for the error. The Treasury is left with the Crown J...
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