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Funny story: Another Lost Weekend

Another Lost Weekend

Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie

Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie

Paris Hilton is seething mad over the decision to let off Nicole Richie with only 90 hrs incarceration for what is seemingly a much stronger offence. Paris served 23 days for driving under a suspended license, Nicole was charged with driving the wron...

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Funny story: Al Gore Gives More Reasons For Global Warming

Al Gore Gives More Reasons For Global Warming

Al Gore, whose award winning movie "In Inconvenient Half-Truth," brought the condition known as global warming into the forefront of everyday conversation, is expanding his list. Gore and his team of scientists have listed several other re...

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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Larry King had his hands full, but he seemed to relish the opportunity to engage with three famous, but troubled starlets.

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Funny story: George W.Bush caught naked with Paris Hilton and smoking marijuana

George W.Bush caught naked with Paris Hilton and smoking marijuana

Washington D.C. (Rooters) - George W.Bush was caught naked in the back of his limo with party girl Paris Hilton. He was on his way to a meeting with the vice president when it happened.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan has been caught again, this time after a second stint of rehab. Lohan was allegedly arrested for cocaine possession and DUI, but she has strongly proclaimed her innocence. "I strongly proclaim my innocence," said Lohan, "...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Gets Lead Role in New Hilton Sex tape

Hillary Clinton Gets Lead Role in New Hilton Sex tape

Hollywood,Ca. (Rooters) A source close to Hillary Clinton has stated in a phone call with the L.A.Times that she will be in the new Paris Hilton sex tape.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles With Seamen.

Ed-E-torial 16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles With Seamen.

(London-England) Former Presidential stained intern Monica Lewinsky has received her Masters Degree from the London School of Economics. While some were skeptical the wide pelvis intern actually earned the degree from the prestigious institution, her doctoral mentor, Professor Rusty Trombone, dispelled any doubt when he released the following statement, "Her written dissertation was a little shaky...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton planning new sex tape

Paris Hilton planning new sex tape

Hollywood,Ca. (Ass Mess) - Party girl Paris Hilton has announced today that she is planning a new sex tape.

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Funny story: Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Ass Mess): Lindsay Lohan may be taking the LA celeb game of oneupmanship a stage too far in her bid to out-Paris Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that

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Funny story: Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Sister Nicky Give Michael Moore's 'Sicko' Two Thumbs Up

Paris Hilton and Sister Nicky Give Michael Moore's 'Sicko' Two Thumbs Up

LOS ANGELES (Variety Magazine) - Paris Hilton and her sister, Nicky, recently ventured out to see the movie 'Sicko' at The Grove in Los Angeles. Post-screening interviews with the pair can be summarized as follows: two great big thumbs way...

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Funny story: Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, i...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton - No to size 0

Paris Hilton - No to size 0

Paris Hilton is pictured here,showing off her size -0 figure. Paris told the media that size 0 is for "Huge cows".

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Funny story: Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

New York: Some of us are very gifted in some departments, whereas others lag behind. But Blond heiress Paris, wasn't willing to take "flat" for an answer. It is no news that the blond is fond of fashion...

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