WASHINGTON, DC - To use a painting analogy, the Democratic Party is reeling and set to head for the canvas after learning there is a terrorist in their midst.
In another stunning announcement, Lynn Cheney states that Osama bin Laden is a ninth cousin to hubby Dick.
Newly de-classified Pentagon documents reveal that Canada and India have been involved in back-channel diplomacy with Al-Qaeda to provide Osama bin Laden with asylum.
(Washington) - An un-named U.S. Senator revealed that Osama Bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and is being held under heavy guard in a top secret U.S. location...
At the invitation of Lord Tough-Buck, Chancellor of DeeDee University London, Mr and Sheik Osama Bin Laden gave a speech in front of five distinguished guests that includes Ms. Rice, Mr. Blair, Mr. Chaney, Mr. Scooter and Mr. Bush.
Buckingham Palace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah and the UK's Puppet Monarch have been named as the biological parents of pesky opium dealer and World Trade Center bomber Osama Bin Laden according to senior Whitehole so...
Tora Bora, Pakistan -- In a new tape played by Al Jazeera today, Osama bin Laden reiterated that only male suicide bombers will be the recipients of the promised 72 virgins. "In the name of Allah, I say to you: No! Only men wi...
An audio recording purportedly from al-Qaida terrorist bushwhacker Osama bin Laden calls for Sunny-D insurgents in Iraq to unite and make sweet sweet love. The tape though is also significant for the involvement of...
Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.
OSAMA BIN LADEN narrowly escaped capture last night after getting pissed out of his skull on an Al Qaeda stag night in Afghanistan.
Washington, D.C. Although, in the past, Osama bin Laden has generally been considered the "Most Wanted" man on the planet, a new consensus is developing that US Vice President Dick Cheney is really the most dangerous lunat...
We cannot confirm that Osama Bin Laden was in a drunken stupor when he fell asleep on a Pakistani hillside last month, however, we have absolute proof that when he was awakened next morning by his mistress his left arm was missing from the elbow down...
Terrorist and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden, in an exclusive interview today with Jihad TV, admitted to being dyslexic.
(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.
Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - A Western World reporter was invited by Al Qaeda to visit Bin Ladin and conduct an exclusive interview at Bin Laden's chic suburban get-away located at Westerly Hills Country Club estates a mere 15 minute drive from the g...
Yawn City, Pakistan (IP) - An interview with Bin Laden reveals he is very anxious for others to become martyrs but has conveniently kept himself off the dead people's list. He is special.
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