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Funny story: Joined at the hip - Osama and Dick Cheney related. Veep's wife discovers genealogical connection!

Joined at the hip - Osama and Dick Cheney related. Veep's wife discovers genealogical connection!

In another stunning announcement, Lynn Cheney states that Osama bin Laden is a ninth cousin to hubby Dick.

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Funny story: India-Canada in secret deal to provide asylum to bin Laden. Pentagon furious - threatens to nuke Canada

India-Canada in secret deal to provide asylum to bin Laden. Pentagon furious - threatens to nuke Canada

Newly de-classified Pentagon documents reveal that Canada and India have been involved in back-channel diplomacy with Al-Qaeda to provide Osama bin Laden with asylum.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured!

Osama Bin Laden Captured!

(Washington) - An un-named U.S. Senator revealed that Osama Bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and is being held under heavy guard in a top secret U.S. location...

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Funny story: "How a terrorist hides" Laden lectures in London.

"How a terrorist hides" Laden lectures in London.

At the invitation of Lord Tough-Buck, Chancellor of DeeDee University London, Mr and Sheik Osama Bin Laden gave a speech in front of five distinguished guests that includes Ms. Rice, Mr. Blair, Mr. Chaney, Mr. Scooter and Mr. Bush.

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Funny story: Frantic Whitehall damage limitation exercise as visiting Saudi King and Puppet Monarch named as Osama's parents

Frantic Whitehall damage limitation exercise as visiting Saudi King and Puppet Monarch named as Osama's parents

Buckingham Palace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah and the UK's Puppet Monarch have been named as the biological parents of pesky opium dealer and World Trade Center bomber Osama Bin Laden according to senior Whitehole so...

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Funny story: New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

Tora Bora, Pakistan -- In a new tape played by Al Jazeera today, Osama bin Laden reiterated that only male suicide bombers will be the recipients of the promised 72 virgins. "In the name of Allah, I say to you: No! Only men wi...

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Funny story: New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

An audio recording purportedly from al-Qaida terrorist bushwhacker Osama bin Laden calls for Sunny-D insurgents in Iraq to unite and make sweet sweet love. The tape though is also significant for the involvement of...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.

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Funny story: Osama's Bin Drinking

Osama's Bin Drinking

OSAMA BIN LADEN narrowly escaped capture last night after getting pissed out of his skull on an Al Qaeda stag night in Afghanistan.

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Funny story: UN Declares Dick Cheney More Dangerous Than Osama bin Laden

UN Declares Dick Cheney More Dangerous Than Osama bin Laden

Washington, D.C. Although, in the past, Osama bin Laden has generally been considered the "Most Wanted" man on the planet, a new consensus is developing that US Vice President Dick Cheney is really the most dangerous lunat...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Loses Left Arm

Osama Bin Laden Loses Left Arm

We cannot confirm that Osama Bin Laden was in a drunken stupor when he fell asleep on a Pakistani hillside last month, however, we have absolute proof that when he was awakened next morning by his mistress his left arm was missing from the elbow down...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Admits He's Dyslexic

Osama Bin Laden Admits He's Dyslexic

Terrorist and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden, in an exclusive interview today with Jihad TV, admitted to being dyslexic.

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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.

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Funny story: Bin Ladin Caught in Las Vegas

Bin Ladin Caught in Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - A Western World reporter was invited by Al Qaeda to visit Bin Ladin and conduct an exclusive interview at Bin Laden's chic suburban get-away located at Westerly Hills Country Club estates a mere 15 minute drive from the g...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Urges Others to Martyrdom But Not Self

Bin Laden Urges Others to Martyrdom But Not Self

Yawn City, Pakistan (IP) - An interview with Bin Laden reveals he is very anxious for others to become martyrs but has conveniently kept himself off the dead people's list. He is special.

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Funny story: Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

OSAMA BIN LADEN has taunted George W Bush by sending him a 'Happy Anniversary' card - six years on from the day he became America's public enemy No.1.

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