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Funny story: Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.

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Funny story: Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...

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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.

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Funny story: "Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex

"Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex

The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, including yours truly for The Spoof.

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...

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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans The Worst In Europe - Report

Liverpool Fans The Worst In Europe - Report

Liverpool supporters are the subjects of a damning report by European football's governing body which says they are the worst in Europe. UEFA claims that Reds fans cause more trouble than those of any other club, and have hinted that, should they qua...

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Funny story: LFC Depression Hotline Number

LFC Depression Hotline Number

Are you a Liverpool FC fan?...

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fan Now Needs Corrective Sugery

Liverpool Fan Now Needs Corrective Sugery

A crackpot joker Liverpool FC fanatic who paid £40,000 to have a sixth finger added to his hand now wants the NHS to pay for the corrective surgery to have it removed.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard, has claimed he is "absolutely certain" that lightning will strike him again after a freak incident during training yesterday, and has vowed not to move from that spot until he is proven right.

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Funny story: Scouse hearts are hurting

Scouse hearts are hurting

Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.

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Funny story: Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Liverpool - (Ass Mess): The curse of Chelsea Football Club continued its dire course today amid reports that Pepe Reina, the Liverpool goalkeeper whose 'heroic' performance saw his club thrash Chelsea 1-0 in last night's Champions League...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.

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Funny story: Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.

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Funny story: Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.

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