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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

VANCOUVER, B.C. - Kristen Stewart took her offscreen relationship with costar Robert Pattinson one step further today when she supplied the brooding actor with a much-needed breath mint. The act of kindness took place shortly after Stewart was ale...

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Funny story: Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...

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Funny story: Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night. The British actor, 23, and the 19-ye...

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Funny story: "New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

"New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a New Moon press panel this week, the Twilight stars were asked what question they never wanted to answer again. Robert Pattinson smirked and replied, "What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner." Co-stars Lautner and Kristen Stewar...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Superstar and erstwhile vampire actor Rob Pattinson today announced that he was sick to death of his so-called fans and said he'd had enough of the showbiz industry. Allegedly. He allegedly - but as yet unconfirmed - told me, and me alone: "...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are soon to be the parents of a new baby. The story was broken first by an Australian magazine. Neither of the stars has officially confirmed the rumour, and their publicists have not returned...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: Curse On Twilight? Kristy Stewart Has Close Call

Curse On Twilight? Kristy Stewart Has Close Call

Actress Kristie Stewart of Twilight fame had a close call a couple of days ago that was not covered well, partly because of the Michael Jackson super-coverage and partly and luckily, she was OK but badly shaken. Since all the trouble getting "New...

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Funny story: Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan, lover of teen vampire Edward Cullen, tonight lashed out at writers of spoofery and related antics because 'my dad does it too' The teen queen claimed that anything with teen heartthrobs names on it attracted an irra...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart And Stunt Doubles Having Fun

Pattinson, Stewart And Stunt Doubles Having Fun

It's always fun to get your own back after being hunted all the time by the paparazzi and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are driving the reporters nuts. Furthermore, several other stars are keeping an eye on the situation to see what they can d...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof writer Adam Click has just signed up to appear alongside Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in the latest addition to the Twilight movie franchise. Producers, keen to secure the longevity of the bullshit vampire saga decided to turn to tradit...

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Funny story: New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

Chaos ensued today in Italy on the set of upcoming movie New Moon when Kristen Stewart, who has reportedly got a thing all over again for co-star Rob Pattinson had her nose put seriously out of joint. Trouble flared when, during a break in filming...

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Funny story: 'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

Hollywood Ca - The latest movie instalment of the Twilight series has been put on indefinite hold until accusations of plagiarism against author Stephenie Meyer are satisfactorily resolved. The accusations stem from a former college roommate of Me...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot

Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot

Paparazzi photographers in Vancouver nearly caused a small riot over the weekend when word leaked out that the cast stars of Twilight's, New Moon were about to appear outside at the conclusion of the filming. Next a group of fans saw the photograp...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Brenda Song set to star in Spielberg lesbain epic love story

Kristen Stewart and Brenda Song set to star in Spielberg lesbain epic love story

Teen queens, Kristen Stewart and Brenda Song are set to star in an upcoming Steven Spielberg-directed film, ''I love you, Mary''. Kristen plays a one of the female lead roles, Hannah Burton. The character is reportedly a lesbian and there is supp...

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